12 Works by Nepperoni289
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Deep down, we've all wondered how different Harry's life would be if Hedwig was a gangster who had a knife and swore a lot.
This is that story.
(Features Harry/Daphne, but Hedwig is the focus. It isn't a background ship however)
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When Ron made a joke about Harry having a harem with a rather unique and impossible requirement, he didn't expect it to lead to anything. However, Ron underestimated just how far many witches would go to get in.
(MAJOR CRACK, DON'T TAKE SERIOUSLY AT ALL.)
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Harry Potter and Sue Li love to argue with one another. Hermione wishes they didn't.
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Harry & Daphne decide to help Voldemort become truly immortal. Voldemort really wishes they didn't.
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After many decades of marriage, Daphne Potter has a big reveal for her husband.
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Daphne Greengrass loves pancakes, and Harry decides to use this to win her heart.
He doesn't expect where this will lead though.
(Pancake Day themed one-shot)
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After killing the basilisk, Harry learns how powerful it's venom is and realises it's potential.
Also, Hedwig somehow becomes 'Magic Chuck Norris'
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Harry and Cedric are captured at the graveyard, as Wormtail prepares to resurrect Voldemort.
Except, another Harry appears, then another, and another ....
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Voldemort refuses to pay child support.
Left with no other choice, Bellatrix Lestrange turns to the help of the Wizarding Child Support Agency (WCSA) to help.
Social Worker Harry Potter is assigned to deal with the case.
(EDITED 29/01/26 to fix an issue)
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Harry and Daphne Potter go on a date to the zoo, where they meet an old friend of Harry's.
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During first year, a young and smitten Daphne Greengrass decides to bravely kiss Harry on the lips after he saves her. This simple act of innocent love has very unexpected consequences.
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Lily finds a method of protecting Harry from Voldemort, placing that protection on his very name. However, this has consequences and causes the entire wizarding world to change forever.