NotQuiteCanadian



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    Written for a prompt. A look at how the events of the movie would have changed if Charles was a woman. Very dark subject matter - past child abuse, past rape, mentions of the Holocaust.

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    31 Mar 2025

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    Lapin blinks slowly at Brassica as she steps up to the bars of his cell, the guards splitting around her like so much water over a stone. He inclines his head, trying for regal and probably failing.

    “Heretic.” Her voice grates against his eardrums. “You have awakened.”

    “Zealot. You haven’t killed me.” Lapin replies, dry.

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    21 Apr 2023

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    When Robb signs her up for The Bachelor, she nearly goes into an Arya-level rage blackout.

    When she learns why he signed her up for The Bachelor, she actually does. She manages to throw a (poorly aimed) bagel at his head at Sunday breakfast (to Arya and Rickon's delight and her mother's horror) before she realizes what she's doing.

    “If you love Jon Snow so much, why don't you apply to go on?”

     

    or, Robb signs Sansa up for reality TV because his favorite football player has been (reluctantly) wrangled into being the Bachelor

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    23 Jun 2022

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    Concept borrowed from amusewithaview's Soulmates AU, where the first words soulmates say to each other appear on their skin. Featuring characters from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. paired with Avengers, X-Men and more.
    Note: I do have a poll but it's on FF.net; I can't figure out how to reproduce it here! The below link will take you to the poll there.

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    That should take you to my fanfiction profile. At the top of the page is a link to the poll. I'm not sure if you have to be a member there to vote or not, sorry, though if you aren't it's easy enough to set up!

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    11 Apr 2022

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    Several years after the war, an ostracized Draco Malfoy covers himself in tattoos, becomes best friends with a muggle, and debates abandoning magical society entirely to work in a tattoo shop. All in all, he's having a hell of a time trying to figure out who he is and what he wants to do with his life. The last thing he needs is to run into Harry Potter, who seems intent on becoming his friend, even if he has to get a lot of ink to do it.

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    07 Dec 2021