11 Bookmarks by NotQuiteCanadian
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Written for a prompt. A look at how the events of the movie would have changed if Charles was a woman. Very dark subject matter - past child abuse, past rape, mentions of the Holocaust.
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Bookmarked by NotQuiteCanadian
31 Mar 2025
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to leave this all behind (halo round his head) by grumpyhedgehogs
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series), A Crown of Candy - Fandom
24 Dec 2020
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Lapin blinks slowly at Brassica as she steps up to the bars of his cell, the guards splitting around her like so much water over a stone. He inclines his head, trying for regal and probably failing.
“Heretic.” Her voice grates against his eardrums. “You have awakened.”
“Zealot. You haven’t killed me.” Lapin replies, dry.
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21 Apr 2023
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ever fallen in love (on national TV)? by ganymede_elegy
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
25 Feb 2021
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When Robb signs her up for The Bachelor, she nearly goes into an Arya-level rage blackout.
When she learns why he signed her up for The Bachelor, she actually does. She manages to throw a (poorly aimed) bagel at his head at Sunday breakfast (to Arya and Rickon's delight and her mother's horror) before she realizes what she's doing.
“If you love Jon Snow so much, why don't you apply to go on?”
or, Robb signs Sansa up for reality TV because his favorite football player has been (reluctantly) wrangled into being the Bachelor
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- Part 1 of reality TV (is anything but)
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- English
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- 11/11
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23 Jun 2022
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Soulmate Shorts AKA The Crackship Armada by ozhawk
Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men (Movies), Fantastic Four (Movieverse), Fantastic Four, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Marvel (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
21 Jun 2015
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Concept borrowed from amusewithaview's Soulmates AU, where the first words soulmates say to each other appear on their skin. Featuring characters from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. paired with Avengers, X-Men and more.
Note: I do have a poll but it's on FF.net; I can't figure out how to reproduce it here! The below link will take you to the poll there.That should take you to my fanfiction profile. At the top of the page is a link to the poll. I'm not sure if you have to be a member there to vote or not, sorry, though if you aren't it's easy enough to set up!
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- Part 1 of The Soulmates Continue
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11 Apr 2022
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Several years after the war, an ostracized Draco Malfoy covers himself in tattoos, becomes best friends with a muggle, and debates abandoning magical society entirely to work in a tattoo shop. All in all, he's having a hell of a time trying to figure out who he is and what he wants to do with his life. The last thing he needs is to run into Harry Potter, who seems intent on becoming his friend, even if he has to get a lot of ink to do it.
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07 Dec 2021
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Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).
Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.
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28 Nov 2021
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The Guiding of Death by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man (Comics), Iron Man - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Comics)
07 Aug 2018
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“Hades and Persephone reborn huh,” Fury states then more than asks, “no need to ask which is which.”
Toni’s brows furrow even as dread begins to squirm to life inside of her.
But before she can say anything, before she can open her mouth and set the record straight, she hears it.
A murmur as loud as a scream from somewhere in the tomb silent bridge.
“That whole Merchant of Death thing,” someone off to the side faux whispers, “makes a lot more sense now.”
It echoes across the bridge like a gunshot.
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- Part 15 of The Components of Construction
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Bookmarked by NotQuiteCanadian
23 Nov 2021
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When Harry Potter unintentionally severs their soulbond before it can fully form, Draco Malfoy resigns himself to a slow death and decides not to burden Harry with a soulmate he's made it very clear he doesn't want.
He's never been selfless before, but for Harry, he can try.
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23 Nov 2021
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Darcy has imagined her soulmates a million times. Her plan for their first meeting is to punch them in the face with all her might. Her first soulmark-- “Well, at least she’s got a nice rack”-- has been plaguing her since she was born, fueling every self-conscious fear she had ever had. The second, which had only appeared a few years back, is equally as insulting. At least at that point she was a little too focused on the aliens streaming from the sky to really concern herself about whatever jerk she was destined to connect with. Who needs soulmates anyway?
She just didn’t expect “You've got to be kidding me” to be such a hunk.
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27 Dec 2020
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11 Jan 2020
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Half Empty by thanksmeatcat (stainedglasspanel)
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Jun 2019
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The surviving members of the Nine-Nine try to figure out how to live without half of their loved ones.
(Inspired by a couple other fics of this sort.)
Now with alternate, Endgame compliant ending.
Bookmarked by NotQuiteCanadian
17 Dec 2019