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    When Shane is injured in the game with Boston, routine medical testing reveals an unexpected surprise. He has to navigate difficult choices including telling Ilya, dealing with the league, and navigating the public.

    The story will follow Shane, Ilya and other canon characters and minor OCs through an entire journey to sorting themselves and their unexpected situation out, grappling with the world and each other for their happy ending.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Even after getting married, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are still a secret. No one, aside from their most trusted people, knows about their relationship.
    Sick of hiding, they make a plan to soft launch their relationship for the world to lose its mind about it.
    If that goes as smoothly as they plan it, is for their future selves to find out.

    sequel fic for infiltrators, but can be read as a standalone story

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    05 Jun 2026

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    After the All-Star game in Tampa, Ilya flies home to deal with his father’s death; Alexei is arrested, and Ilya assumes custody of his niece. After months away from the NHL, Ilya returns to Boston with a child, and Shane hears rumors of Ilya with Svetlana and a 3-year-old with curly hair.

    Or: Ilya doesn’t communicate, Shane makes assumptions, and they’re both idiots. Featuring brattiness, pining, and second chances.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “Why the fuck do you care what happens to Rozanov?”

    Shane doesn’t answer.

    He’s already running for the Raiders’ locker room.

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    Or, Ilya has a panic attack in the Raiders' locker room after getting a phone call from his brother telling him about his father’s death.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Shane's plan to get Ilya back at the All-Star game is foolproof, until he realizes Ilya has a girlfriend.

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    "Where's your movie star girlfriend?"

    Shane huffed out a breath and looked at Ilya. "There's no movie star girlfriend. We broke up."

    Ilya's eyes widened.

    "She's great, but—" Shane swallowed hard. "We're just not compatible, I guess?"

    The look on Ilya's face was completely indecipherable.

    "What about you? Where's your—" Shane broke off, unable to bring the word "girlfriend" to his lips.

    Ilya began to say something, but was interrupted by the girlfriend in question.

    "Hey, baby," she said sweetly, sliding in front of Ilya with her back to Shane.

    Ilya's eyes darted to Shane. "Ah, hi. Tatyana, this is—"

    "I want to go swimming," she said, and Shane couldn't see her face, but heard the pout in her voice.

    Her Russian-accented voice.

    Shane felt sick.

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    01 Jun 2026