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    For some reason, Shen Qingqiu isn’t expecting anything out of the ordinary after dinner that evening, when Luo Binghe removes the remnants of the lovely meal that she’d prepared from the table and then returns to Shen Qingqiu with a glimmer in her eye.

    “Shizun, I have something for you,” she says, kneeling at Shen Qingqiu’s side.

    Or: Luo Binghe brings home a few items from their most recent trip with which to tempt her lovely wife.

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    10 May 2026

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    Shen Yuan held back a shudder at the thought of playing the role of the scum villain. Except—well, he wasn’t the scum villain, was he? He was Luo Binghe’s husband.

    Luo Binghe’s husband, Shen Qingqiu.

    Fuck, how the hell was he supposed to stay in character for that?

    Shen Yuan thought he’d hit the jackpot after transmigrating, only to learn this world is entirely fucked up. Why is Luo Binghe married to the scum villain—a man? Why does Bing-ge act more like a weeping maiden than a stallion protagonist? And where the fuck is the harem?!

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    Post-canon SQQ loses his memories and thinks he has freshly transmigrated into some bizarre gay fanfiction for Proud Immortal Demon Way

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    16 Apr 2026

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    This story is inspired by a tumblr prompt that I once came across and originally wanted to write into a MDZS fic but Luo Binghe beat me to it.

    Shen Yuan is the youngest general ever appointed in the Three Realms. Until an injury forces him into early retirement and Luo Binghe has a brilliant alternative career plan for him.

    Step One is getting Shen Yuan to agree to it.
    Step Two is not losing his mind when he proves successful.

    Meanwhile, Shen Yuan is adjusting to his new life and to his own surprise mostly enjoying himself. But who wouldn't when he gets to see Binghe (ahem taizi dianxia) this often while wearing pretty dresses. This doesn't say anything about him, of course. Anyone would feel the same in this situation. Obviously.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    When it was all said and done, Shen Qingqiu comforted himself that the end of the plot meant that, surely, all major events were out of the way. They were firmly in HEA territory and he could relax a little. Right? Right.

    A year and a half into his marriage to the protagonist, he cursed himself for a fool when he woke next to a Luo Binghe from ten years in the past.

    Meanwhile, a recently transmigrated Shen Yuan struggled to retain what little face he had when confronted with an overgrown, disturbingly gorgeous demon lord claiming to be his husband. Which is impossible, because he’s straight, the most hetero heterosexual to exist. System? A little help here??

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    11 Apr 2026

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    Luo Binghe finds himself thrown in a world so unlike his own. Meanwhile, in the other world, another Luo Binghe deeply wished to come home.

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    10 Mar 2026