ProbingCryptid
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- Voltron: Legendary Defender (3)
- South Park (2)
- Gravity Falls (1)
- Camp Camp (Web Series) (1)
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When Eric's mom gets back together with an old ex-boyfriend from her younger days, she has no idea the effect it will have on her and her son. Eric is thrust into a nightmare world, filled with abuse and pain. Will Kyle, his rival, save him? Or will he just make things worse?
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After Lance and Keith have a fight, a battle goes wrong and Keith is captured. After being tortured for information from Haggar, he is sold as a servant to a high-ranking Galra. Will Keith be able to stand it? Or will he break under the pressure of his new agenda?
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When the main boys decide to go through Cartman's things when he's not there, they realize they made a mistake. Now Kyle has to come to terms with his feelings and fix it.
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While snooping for something to bother David with, Max, Nikki, and Neil find a camera that documents Davids young life in the camp. They soon find something that they shouldn't have stumbled upon.
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Don't touch the Glowing Flower, Keith by ProbingCryptid
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
04 Oct 2017
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Allura has sent Lance and Keith down to the surface of an abandoned planet, in order to collect some plant samples. However, complications arise when Keith touches something he wasn't supposed to.
This can be read as a oneshot, but it is possible I will make more chapters later.
Sorry, I'm not that good at summaries!
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06 Jun 2026
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Vox's life after the season 2 finale. Featuring two dumbasses who can't figure out their own feelings, a fall from grace, an eventual mystery, and requited radiostatic!
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04 Jun 2026
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An Admission of Attraction- or Something Like That by vsAxeMan
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 Jun 2026
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Alastor and Vincent, having known each other for a while, and having been... doing this... strange, homoerotic little dance, for a while... get on each other's nerves all the time. This is often intentional, on both of their parts, but especially Alastor's- he loves pissing Vincent off for a lot of reasons, some of them more explicit than others.
After he gives some miscellaneous insult that cuts a little too deep to remain fun, Vincent, for once in his life, gets too upset to play the game. He gets up and intends to leave, but Alastor, embarrassingly, really doesn't want him to. He admits this in the only way that he knows how. This has interesting consequences.
[CH2 will contain a lot more sexual content than CH1, be warned]
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02 Jun 2026
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“Will you remember this when we stop?” Vox asks frantically.
Alastor’s eyebrows furrow, just for a second. “Do you want me to?”
“No!” Vox practically shouts, flailing his hands in front of himself, “Fuck, no, forget this. Don’t remember anything.”
“Okay,” Alastor says simply.
Vox blinks at him. He could… There are things he knows he’ll never hear out of Alastor’s mouth. Simple endearments, reassurances… Things no one has ever said to him.
Things Alastor would never say to him. Not of his own free will. It scares him to recognize what he’d give to hear them.
It’s pathetic, he knows, to use hypnosis to be told that he’s something worth cherishing. To have to use it, because he knows he’ll never hear it otherwise, and he can’t fucking stand it.
To want it all bad enough to do it anyway.
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In which Vox uses his newfound hypnosis ability to make a fucking mess.
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30 May 2026
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30 May 2026