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Of course, even as he says it, he knows Vincent won’t confess anything— Vincent never admits when he’s unwell, even when he’s visibly dripping with cold and wrapped in three layers of blankets. Already, Alastor is braced for the dismissive response. An equally dismissive jab is ready on the tip of his tongue for when Vincent replies: “I just…I don’t…feel so good.”
Alastor rolls his eyes. “Well, you said that last time, an—”
Then, he blinks, the tools clattering out of his hands in his haste to turn around. “I…beg your pardon? Did you say you’re…not feeling well?”
----In the middle of a disposal trip, Vincent collapses. Without answers and wearing three pints of their newest victim, all Alastor can do is take Vincent to the cabin and...do what he can.
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07 Jun 2026
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Exiled to the VeeTek R&D division and hidden away from the public after his disastrous breakdown, Vox finds a device that lets him see Alastor's thoughts. When he realizes that the radio demon really is in love with him, he decides to try and get Alastor to act on his feelings one last time- especially because Alastor might destroy much more than himself if he can't confront the truth.
Seeing Alastor's memories play out in front of him forces Vox to think about his own, but can he learn from his past mistakes? Or will another attempt at winning Alastor over cost Vox what little he has left?
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07 Jun 2026
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06 Jun 2026
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Vox's life after the season 2 finale. Featuring two dumbasses who can't figure out their own feelings, a fall from grace, an eventual mystery, and requited radiostatic!
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04 Jun 2026
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An Admission of Attraction- or Something Like That by vsAxeMan
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 Jun 2026
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Alastor and Vincent, having known each other for a while, and having been... doing this... strange, homoerotic little dance, for a while... get on each other's nerves all the time. This is often intentional, on both of their parts, but especially Alastor's- he loves pissing Vincent off for a lot of reasons, some of them more explicit than others.
After he gives some miscellaneous insult that cuts a little too deep to remain fun, Vincent, for once in his life, gets too upset to play the game. He gets up and intends to leave, but Alastor, embarrassingly, really doesn't want him to. He admits this in the only way that he knows how. This has interesting consequences.
[CH2 will contain a lot more sexual content than CH1, be warned]
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02 Jun 2026
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“Will you remember this when we stop?” Vox asks frantically.
Alastor’s eyebrows furrow, just for a second. “Do you want me to?”
“No!” Vox practically shouts, flailing his hands in front of himself, “Fuck, no, forget this. Don’t remember anything.”
“Okay,” Alastor says simply.
Vox blinks at him. He could… There are things he knows he’ll never hear out of Alastor’s mouth. Simple endearments, reassurances… Things no one has ever said to him.
Things Alastor would never say to him. Not of his own free will. It scares him to recognize what he’d give to hear them.
It’s pathetic, he knows, to use hypnosis to be told that he’s something worth cherishing. To have to use it, because he knows he’ll never hear it otherwise, and he can’t fucking stand it.
To want it all bad enough to do it anyway.
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In which Vox uses his newfound hypnosis ability to make a fucking mess.
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30 May 2026
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30 May 2026
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He followed the radio star for an entire month before finally taking him from the parking lot.
Now his beautiful wife waits for him every day in the basement, quiet and obedient, until he comes home.Fanart collection! Heavy dead dove and yandere themes, some NSFW.
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10 Mar 2026
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In 1933 Alastor manages to summon a demon with a rectangular, glowing head who keeps staring at him like he can't decide between tearing him apart and worshipping him at his feet.
Meanwhile, Vox just blew up himself and the entire universe and suddenly stands before a second chance. He simply has no idea what that second chance entails.
In other words: The demon Vox and human Alastor time travel roadtrip fic that spiralled and suddenly gained a plot
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13 Feb 2026
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Many had marked their calendars in anticipation of what they were effectively calling “Judgement Day” for one loathsome sinner. The event itself was rather absurdist, the first of its kind, for no sinner had ever caused such an uproar that they demanded a second Judgement post-mortem.
What punishment, everyone thought, would be fitting for a man who made such history?
Once, this creature was a man whose voice and manner were adored by the many who followed him. Now, he stood alone, chained, and without the strength to raise his head.
“Let the Judgement of the Media Overlord, Vox, commence.”
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My personal take on a post-Season 2 redemption arc for Vox, where the Speaker of God takes away Vox's voice as punishment for his crimes in Season 2- this is the Voiceless AU and a RadioSilence Fic
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- Part 1 of SharkPrince's Hazbin Hotel Fics
- Part 1 of Voiceless AU
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22 Jan 2026
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A collection of all my watersports related Hazbin fanart, including the entirety of Vox Omorashi Week 2024 and Hellaverse Piss Week 2026.
Primarily centered around Vox and Alastor, but the occasional other character might feature too. Specific warnings in chapter notes.
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18 Jan 2026
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I'm Going To Eat You (You're My Desire) by Vaticvale (variantlen)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Jan 2026
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Amongst the rubble of the season 2 finale, Alastor takes Vox’s body. There, in a nostalgic haze, he fixes him up to become Vincent.
His hunger knows no bounds with Vincent and he struggles beneath it.
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Or Alastor is a freak and dresses Vox’s headless body like Vincent with the plan of eating him but I listened to Hozier while writing so it ended up reading pretty yearningly.
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17 Jan 2026
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12 Jan 2026
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A bar rejection re-write. Alastor and Vox come to an agreement. Partners by day, dog and master by night. The ‘partners’ part of the agreement never seems to happen, but Alastor’s growing fondness and possessiveness over his dog and Vox’s obsessive devotion are keeping the relationship afloat, for now.
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03 Jan 2026
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"Azula’s answering grin is bitter and horrible and broken as she leans in close to Aang’s face and says, ‘Listen Avatar, I can either join your group, or I’ll do something unspeakably horrible to your friends. Your choice.’”
OR: After Zhao’s failed siege, Zuko and Iroh are captured. A few weeks later, Ozai receives a ransom from the Northern Water Tribe signed in Zuko’s blood. Unfortunately for the Firelord, Zuko’s safety is all Azula cares about.
OR: Unfortunately for Sokka, that means the Gaang has not one, but two unstable, broken fire siblings to deal with. Y’know. Once they break Zuko out of prison. Because this is not a situation that calls for torture (probably. HE'S still on the fence about it, screw Aang and Katara and their stupid morals and how much he agrees with them)
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19 Nov 2025
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Billy starts forward, wanting up in Harrington’s space, wanting his doe-eyes on him, wanting him to know how fucking feral Billy can really be, given the chance.
But Harrington levels him with a stare so cold Billy just--just stops. It’s Harrington who gets in Billy’s space and it’s Harrington who’s getting Billy looking at him and it’s--it’s not what Billy wanted.
“Touch me again, Hargrove,” Harrington murmurs to him, slow and deliberate and all dark fire, “And I’ll break your goddamn fingers.”
It’s the first time Harrington’s looked at him in a week and Billy wants to fucking hide.
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14 Aug 2024
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Billy’s honestly a little upset about it, but maybe Joyce Byers isn’t as crazy as everyone says.
He’s only known her for about 2 hours now and he’s mostly certain the woman is just a typical mother. He was kind of looking forward to the drugged out mad-woman everyone painted her to be. Would have made the evening a whole lot more interesting.
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Or the one where Billy just got adopted by Hop less than a year ago and now has to deal with the fact that Hop is falling in love with Joyce and is trying to mend their weird little family with the Byers. AKA: Joyce becomes Billy's mom and Billy struggles real hard with it
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08 Aug 2024
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Wake me up when July is around by lovebillyhargrove
Fandoms: Harringrove - Fandom, Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Feb 2024
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Love sometimes falls on you, when you least expect it, absolutely don't want it, and it's a curse.
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Asshole Steve versus asshole Billy. Fire on fire, leading to an explosion. Will there be any casualties?- Language:
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03 Aug 2024
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30 Jul 2024
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In the end, it comes as no surprise when the first guy says, “What did you just say to me?”
“So you are deaf,” Harrington says haughtily, “that’s good to know. Or, hell, I don’t know, I could be wrong. Maybe you’re just stupid.”
Billy is out the door within a split second, just in time to see Harrington get decked in the face like an idiot.
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Or: After their fight, Billy realises that Steve can't throw a punch to save his life. He decides that it's on him to fix that.
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20 Jul 2024