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Heh. If you'd told the highwayman he used to be that someday he'd be spoon-fed honey tea while sick in bed, he'd have laughed in your face and called his future self soft for it. And if you'd told him, back when they were first thrown together in the Hamlet, that he'd one day be sharing a peaceful life with that holy knight of all people, he'd have figured you'd lost your damn mind. Now he had to admit, grudgingly, that Fate hadn't treated him too badly.
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[老路组] 魅魔的违正统反教义训诫方法 by PuppyDoNotCry
Fandoms: Darkest Dungeon (Video Games), 暗黑地牢 - Fandom
21 May 2026
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雷纳德闭上眼睛，深吸了一口气。冷静，平和，忍耐，他告诫自己，不要因为迪斯马无法控制自己的天性就对他失了耐心。他应当遵循圣光的教诲，不冲动，不发怒，相信自己只要持之以恒地教导迪斯马，总有一天他能学会该如何抑制自己的本能......
于是他睁开眼睛，看见魅魔露出尖牙，挑衅地朝自己笑了起来。
圣光啊，宽恕我吧，雷纳德咬牙切齿地想，我今天非得好好教训迪斯马一顿。
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- Part 13 of [Darkest Dungeon/暗黑地牢] 老祖巧施连环计 领主误上断头台
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唉，要是告诉还在当强盗时的他，自己有一天会在感冒时被喂蜂蜜茶喝，他一定会大笑出声，嘲笑自己怎么变得如此软弱；同样的，要是告诉还在哈姆雷特的他，自己有一天会和那位圣光骑士一起过上如今这样安稳的生活，他也必定会认为自己在说胡话。这样一看，命运还真是对他不薄。
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- Part 12 of [Darkest Dungeon/暗黑地牢] 老祖巧施连环计 领主误上断头台
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[Mob x 雷纳德] 前十字军豢养日记 by PuppyDoNotCry
Fandoms: Darkest Dungeon (Video Games), 暗黑地牢 - Fandom
22 Apr 2026
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我很想说你们圣光教会的人玩得好变态啊。但是我怕被当成异教徒烧了。于是我只是说，好吧，谢谢你，我很喜欢你的礼物。
友人很高兴，眼睛笑成两条月牙。那他就交给你了！她快活地说，好好享受吧！
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- Part 2 of [Darkest Dungeon/暗黑地牢] 低俗小说
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[老路组] 从所有的黑夜那里 by PuppyDoNotCry
Fandoms: Darkest Dungeon (Video Games), Disco Elysium (Video Game), 暗黑地牢 - Fandom, 极乐迪斯科
10 Apr 2026
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疑神疑鬼 - 因为这玩意很危险，迪斯马小子。你看，如果你*希望*什么，你就会伸手去够，对吧？但是因为它总是离你还有一点距离，所以你就要把手越伸越长，把身子越来越往前探——然后你就会失去平衡，*摔倒*在地上。像一滩呕吐物一样。
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- Part 11 of [Darkest Dungeon/暗黑地牢] 老祖巧施连环计 领主误上断头台
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[Darkest Dungeon/暗黑地牢] 老祖巧施连环计 领主误上断头台 by PuppyDoNotCry
Fandom Darkest Dungeon (Video Games), Disco Elysium (Video Game), 暗黑地牢 - Fandom, 极乐迪斯科
21 May 2026
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本人所创作的暗黑地牢相关。
每一篇都是独立的故事。
含有大量老路组（雷纳德 X 迪斯马）的CP内容与非常嫌疑人（十强瘟修）的CB内容。
具体请看每篇文最开始的预警与简介。
感谢您的喜欢。- Words:
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[Darkest Dungeon/暗黑地牢] 低俗小说 by PuppyDoNotCry
Fandom Darkest Dungeon (Video Games), 暗黑地牢 - Fandom
22 Apr 2026
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本人爆压后写的暗黑地牢相关。
基本上全都是个人xp大放送，或者是本人也不知道是什么的东西。
死鸽子别吃。你已经被警告过了。- Words:
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An International Guide to Writing Characters Who Smoke by QuinnAnderson
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13 Aug 2014
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An American friend of mine recently asked me for some Brit-picking tips on differences in smoking language/culture between America and England to be used in her Sherlock fic. I thought I'd go ahead and write a guide, including my experiences in other countries and some writing tips for how to portray characters who smoke. Much of this comes from personal experience, and it's not intended to be encouragement to smoke. Rated Teen and Up for swearing and talk of underage smoking.
Bookmarked by PuppyDoNotCry
19 Mar 2026
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
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05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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19 Mar 2026
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没什么异常吧，迪斯马？雷纳德问。
他的身后，异教徒母子的头像麦子一样落下来。Bookmarked by PuppyDoNotCry
17 Feb 2026
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本手册解释权归本分局，授权部门为人形开罐器使用说明手册编写组。Bookmarked by PuppyDoNotCry
05 Jun 2025
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一个关于好好吃饭的故事。以食物为线索串联，讲述发生在马丁内斯“吊人案”之后一年的事。
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07 Aug 2024