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    Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.

     

     

    Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.

     

     

     

    He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.

     

     

    Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.

    There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.

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    03 Dec 2025

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    How to fuck everything up in a few easy steps: a biography by me.

    There’s rebirth, then there’s rebirth into a body that can’t speak without fucking up the natural order of the universe. Welcome, this brand new life.

     

    Wherein a very very very reluctant semi-si/oc gets reincarnated as Inumaki Toge’s twin sister and decides that dying horribly via ugly ass cursed spirits with way too many teeth and eyeballs is marginally worse than the trauma of being alive.

    Features: having both arms, not being able to talk like a normal person, and avoiding Gojō fucking Satoru like the plague.

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    19 Jul 2024

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    What if Sakura was placed on a different team, and her spot on Team 7 was given to another?
    Enter Team 4, under Genma-sensei: Haruno Sakura, Hyuuga Neji and Nara Shikamaru. Put together on paper they make the perfect infiltration and retrieval team!
    In practice? It takes... a while.

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    07 Jan 2024

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    Everyone knows Dementors can take souls, but nothing says that they have to keep them. After the Dementor attack in Little Whinging ends disastrously, Harry must find a place for himself in a new world, fighting a different sort of war against the nascent Voldemort.

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    02 Sep 2023

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    It’s a sad day at the academy when their teacher tells them that the class clown, Naruto, died in an accident last night. Sakura should be sad, or maybe a little distressed. Well, she’s a lot distressed. Not because Naruto is dead. No, she’s distressed because she woke up this morning with Naruto’s voice in her head panicking and telling her that he was attacked last night. Now he’s cussing out the teacher in her head because 'it wasn’t an accident! I was attacked, you lying bastard!' while Inner tries to calm him down.

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    30 Jul 2023