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The boys are all gathered in Craig’s basement for a night of playing truth or dare. It’s all going well until Cartman is dared to kiss Kyle. Unfortunately, they’ve both exhausted their forfeits and don’t like the sound of walking out on everybody like a pair of pussies.
However, what Kyle doesn’t realize, is that Cartman’s been waiting for this opportunity for a long time.
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05 Feb 2026
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Fuck. Kyle didn't know. Was he gonna have to go in blind and unknowing? He didn't want to disappoint Heidi.
Until he thought of one last option.
Cartman.
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05 Feb 2026
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Kyle, Stan and Kenny "inadvertently" stumble upon Cartman's saved favorite porn videos. What they discover sends Kyle spiralling into hopes and doubts.
Made for Kyman week day 7!
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01 Feb 2026
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Cartman decides to enter a drag contest to win a $5,000 first prize. Kyle has a crisis. Stan and Kenny are there for moral support.
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31 Jan 2026
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every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top by kyman4lyfe
Fandoms: South Park
31 Jul 2023
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Eric is feeling insecure about his body, so his boyfriend, Kyle, steps in to help make him feel better.
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30 Jan 2026
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Eric accidentally unburied his feelings for Kyle listening to a song, which led to him writing in his diary about the redhead.
Must’ve been a coincidence, right.
Right?
That’s what the redhead told himself until he read the newest page.
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09 Jan 2026
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Remember when Eric got really weird about Feminism when he was w/ Heidi?? It's that but with Kyle.
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07 Jan 2026
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Eric, Stan and Kenny bet that not only Kyle won't get invited to dance at prom, he also won't even accept to dance. Kyle, naturally, bets against them.
Prom has now arrived, and Eric's massive crush may very well cost him a hundred dollars.
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07 Jan 2026
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JEW BOX
He stopped in his retrieval and just blinked in bewilderment. As far as he was aware, there was only one Jew that Cartman knew and could have a box dedicated to. Curious, Kyle forgot about the pencil and dragged the box from under the bed instead. It was quite hefty, resisting when he pulled it. He managed to shimmy it out against its will and, crouched over it on his knees, he could see on the top, written across the lid in the same thick black marker as the writing on the side, was a warning.
DO NOT OPEN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A JEW, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Kyle checked over his shoulder. Cartman wasn't back yet, and Kyle couldn't hear his returning footsteps either. It was probably okay to take a quick peek inside then, just a little one…
Kyle opened the box.
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When Kyle finds a curious box hidden under Cartman's bed, he thinks he knows what to expect from it. Though once he opens it, he rethinks everything he ever thought he knew.
(Title comes from the lyrics to Obsession by OK Go.)
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04 Jan 2026
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Cartman got therapy, Kyle has a hard-on, and New Year’s Eve remains a cause for celebratory champagne even if you’re locked in a bathroom with your worst enemy.
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01 Dec 2025
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Bebe tries to use a love potion on Kyle, but the plan goes wrong when the potion makes him fall for Cartman instead. Good thing Cartman hasn't been pining for Kyle for eight years or anything crazy like that.
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01 Dec 2025
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During a hangout at Stan's house, Cartman and Kyle get into a typical fight. A frustrated Kyle runs into Shelley Marsh while he attempts to cool off. She ends up making a comment that throws Kyle through a loop, guiding him to a realization. A realization that boys his age flirt by picking on their crush.
But wait? How does that make sense?
Let's find out!Bookmarked by Sam0k
30 Nov 2025