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Draco expected his Eighth Year to be a gauntlet of sneers and isolation—and frankly, he preferred it that way. Because his dorm mate wasn't a Dementor, or worse, his father, and that was the most he could ask for.
He wanted everyone to just leave him the fuck alone.
But then one of Hogwart's lingering ghosts decides to blackmail him to break a generational curse, the Boy Wonder is constantly bugging him for drugs he does not have, he is suddenly responsible for tutoring a shy First Year, Moaning Myrtle is moaning for him a little too much now, and worst of all...
The Golden Girl had to fall prey to a conniving merboy's ulterior motives, and now she's accidentally cursed them both to swap lungs with a mermaid until they find their way out of their slippery situation.
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ORShit hits the fan, and Hermione and Draco realize just how intertwined and wet their Eighth Year will be.
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31 May 2026
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The Ministry wants unity.
The public wants a fairytale.
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy want absolutely nothing to do with each other.When the Ministry selects Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy as the poster power couple for post-war “unity,” they’re promised power, reform, and everything they care about most- if they can convince the public that they are in love. But as scripted dates, staged kisses, and engineered intimacy begin to blur into something real, they both discover the same impossible truth:
Somewhere along the way, the act stopped being an act.
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10 May 2026
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blood on the freesia stalks by zillazumi
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
23 May 2026
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There are men turning up dead in the woods, and Chief of Police Charlie Swan has a job to do—figure out what, or who, left the poor bastards torn up as they are. Chief of Police Charlie Swan is too old for this mess. Too old and too sick of this shit to pretend Forks is just a sleepy old rural town anymore. Between the gruesome corpses and the quiet, unsettling doctor Cullen who shows up like a statue in pressed slacks, lying through his teeth, Charlie’s got more questions than answers—and no one seems too keen on giving him either.
Charlie’s trying not to notice how his breath catches when the doc gets too close. He’s also trying not to notice how the bodies keep piling up, unsolved. Neither effort is going particularly well.
And if one more person tells him it was a bear, he’s going to shoot something. Probably not a bear.
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22 Apr 2026
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Sirius Black is nineteen when he finds out Remus Lupin has been recruited into the Order, and he hates him. He hates him. Doesn't matter if he hasn't seen him in years, or what he believed then, or what kind of person he is. He hates him.
Remus Lupin is eleven when he meets Sirius Black on the Hogwarts Express, and he loves him. He loves him. Doesn't matter if his life has changed, or that it kept changing for a lot after that too, or what kind of person he became. He loves him.
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Remus and Sirius reunite in the Order three years after the fall-out that has ruined both of their lives. Time jumps back and forth between a young, innocent Remus narrating from the very start, and an older, bitter Sirius during the early years of the war, as both of them try to learn how to exist around each other without burning down.
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17 Mar 2026
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Sixth Year AU | Magical Bond | Forced Proximity
Hermione returns to Hogwarts for her sixth year determined to make her stance clear: she's muggle-born and proud of it, and she'll show it one small rebellion at a time. Draco returns carrying a secret mission from Voldemort and the crushing weight of his family’s expectations, and rebelling against his destiny feels impossible.
When a fight lands them in joint detention, a magical accident binds them together with a protective spell. Forced into constant proximity, they must navigate shared classes, rising war tensions, and a resentment that slowly begins to soften into something far more complicated.
As the year unfolds, both must decide what kind of rebellion they are truly capable of.
PS: Find the hidden Legally Blonde quote in each chapter! :)
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13 Mar 2026