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Draco expected his Eighth Year to be a gauntlet of sneers and isolation—and frankly, he preferred it that way. Because his dorm mate wasn't a Dementor, or worse, his father, and that was the most he could ask for.
He wanted everyone to just leave him the fuck alone.
But then one of Hogwart's lingering ghosts decides to blackmail him to break a generational curse, the Boy Wonder is constantly bugging him for drugs he does not have, he is suddenly responsible for tutoring a shy First Year, Moaning Myrtle is moaning for him a little too much now, and worst of all...
The Golden Girl had to fall prey to a conniving merboy's ulterior motives, and now she's accidentally cursed them both to swap lungs with a mermaid until they find their way out of their slippery situation.
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ORShit hits the fan, and Hermione and Draco realize just how intertwined and wet their Eighth Year will be.
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31 May 2026
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The Ministry wants unity.
The public wants a fairytale.
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy want absolutely nothing to do with each other.When the Ministry selects Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy as the poster power couple for post-war “unity,” they’re promised power, reform, and everything they care about most- if they can convince the public that they are in love. But as scripted dates, staged kisses, and engineered intimacy begin to blur into something real, they both discover the same impossible truth:
Somewhere along the way, the act stopped being an act.
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10 May 2026
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blood on the freesia stalks by zillazumi
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
23 May 2026
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There are men turning up dead in the woods, and Chief of Police Charlie Swan has a job to do—figure out what, or who, left the poor bastards torn up as they are. Chief of Police Charlie Swan is too old for this mess. Too old and too sick of this shit to pretend Forks is just a sleepy old rural town anymore. Between the gruesome corpses and the quiet, unsettling doctor Cullen who shows up like a statue in pressed slacks, lying through his teeth, Charlie’s got more questions than answers—and no one seems too keen on giving him either.
Charlie’s trying not to notice how his breath catches when the doc gets too close. He’s also trying not to notice how the bodies keep piling up, unsolved. Neither effort is going particularly well.
And if one more person tells him it was a bear, he’s going to shoot something. Probably not a bear.
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22 Apr 2026
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Sirius Black is nineteen when he finds out Remus Lupin has been recruited into the Order, and he hates him. He hates him. Doesn't matter if he hasn't seen him in years, or what he believed then, or what kind of person he is. He hates him.
Remus Lupin is eleven when he meets Sirius Black on the Hogwarts Express, and he loves him. He loves him. Doesn't matter if his life has changed, or that it kept changing for a lot after that too, or what kind of person he became. He loves him.
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Remus and Sirius reunite in the Order three years after the fall-out that has ruined both of their lives. Time jumps back and forth between a young, innocent Remus narrating from the very start, and an older, bitter Sirius during the early years of the war, as both of them try to learn how to exist around each other without burning down.
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17 Mar 2026
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Sixth Year AU | Magical Bond | Forced Proximity
Hermione returns to Hogwarts for her sixth year determined to make her stance clear: she's muggle-born and proud of it, and she'll show it one small rebellion at a time. Draco returns carrying a secret mission from Voldemort and the crushing weight of his family’s expectations, and rebelling against his destiny feels impossible.
When a fight lands them in joint detention, a magical accident binds them together with a protective spell. Forced into constant proximity, they must navigate shared classes, rising war tensions, and a resentment that slowly begins to soften into something far more complicated.
As the year unfolds, both must decide what kind of rebellion they are truly capable of.
PS: Find the hidden Legally Blonde quote in each chapter! :)
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13 Mar 2026
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In the interest of providing Severus Snape additional strength to withstand Voldemort's Legilimency, Remus Lupin is recruited to participate in a utilitarian marriage bond with him. Remus's distraction during the ceremony leads to an unexpected side effect of the bond.
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“That’s it?” Remus said, somewhat incredulously, as the light faded away. He’d expected more, somehow.
Severus nodded, lifting his hand to study the ring on his finger. “Congratulations, against all expectations, you succeeded in participating in the simplest of rituals.”
Remus felt a twinge of annoyance at his words, but it was overlaid confusingly with a sense of satisfaction. He frowned, trying to puzzle out why he would feel satisfied at Severus’s insult.
An expression of concern crossed Severus’s face, and he lowered his hand. He looked at Remus, his brows drawn together. Then his eyes widened, and surprise flooded Remus. It quickly turned to shocked anger.
“Albus, we may have a problem,” Severus growled.
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09 Mar 2026
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1977: In a smoky Cokeworth pub where the Sex Pistols scream Anarchy through crackling speakers, Hermione's serving chips while young Severus Snape pours pints and practices his sneer. She wasn't supposed to be here, but a cursed Time-Turner had other plans the night Dumbledore fell. Their summer burns wild and free, all vinyl records, heated nights, and a love affair that tastes like rebellion. But September's reality crashes in: they're both heading to Hogwarts, where choosing sides means more than picking records.
Two decades, two wars, and one hell of a temporal mess later; the future's about to get a new soundtrack.
Never mind prophecies, History's about to get loud.
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07 Mar 2026
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Hermione should have died at the Battle of Department of Mysteries. Falling through the veil should have killed her, everyone knew that. Instead, she found herself hurled into the past and her new life became entwined with the young, handsome, charming Tom Riddle.
Tom couldn't keep his eyes off her. The witch had secrets, an enigma that he couldn't wrap his head around. He found himself fixated. Obsessed. He wanted to trap the lion in a cage and uncover everything she kept hidden.
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- Part 1 of The Brightest Star in the Sky
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27 Jan 2026
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It Doesn't Matter If Tomorrow Never Comes by dreamerbean (Eirik_someday)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2025
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Thirteen years after the Second Wizarding War, Dudley Dursley’s eldest daughter receives her Hogwarts letter.
Now a single father working three jobs to keep his daughters fed, Dudley is dragged back into a world he barely understands and never wanted to be part of. How is he supposed to afford wands and tuition when he can’t even promise them takeaway? How is he meant to be a father in a world that makes him feel like an intruder? And can he and Harry ever be more than a memory of shared silence?
Mostly: will he ever believe he’s worthy of love?
Over more than a decade, Dudley parents through guilt, survives through dissociation, and loves through shame. This is a story about fractured families, impossible choices, and the long, aching road to healing. About showing up even when it hurts. Especially when it hurts.
It gets worse before it gets better.Bookmarked by SimplySomeone
14 Jan 2026
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“I have to go back.” Hermione murmured to herself. “I have to save him.”
“Who?” Ron asked furrowing his eyebrows. “Harry?”
Hermione held up the note. “Regulus. I need to save Regulus”
Saving Regulus would save them all.
Harry is dead. Voldemort has won, and the wizarding world is crumbling. Hermione’s only hope is to turn back time and save the boy who once dared to defy the Dark Lord.
AU: Harry Potter died during the battle of Hogwarts.
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03 Dec 2025
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Escaping The Ring by GCGrayWriter, RubyLipsStarryEyes for Mariana_Monteverde
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2026
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When everything goes wrong at Neville's wedding, he finds himself thrown into chaos as relationships are tested and the truth comes out. How can his life ever go back to normal again?
When Pansy is told by her mother that she is due to marry, the mere thought of her potential future husband has her running to the furthest point on earth to escape.
Whether divine intervention or sheer dumb luck, Pansy and Nevile are forced to band together to face the lies, the truths and the trauma together until justice can be served.
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13 Jun 2025
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Advanced Potion Theory and Practical Applications by krmi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jan 2025
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It’s a double blow: the news that not only has Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban, but his loyal pet Remus Lupin will be invited to teach at Hogwarts next term with open arms.
Despite everything, Severus brews the Wolfsbane.
(That he finds himself teaching the potion to Lupin is something he cannot quite manage to regret.)
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15 Jan 2025
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Dudley’s life is turned on its head when he’s attacked by a dementor. Dudley doesn’t think he’ll ever be able to scrub the image from his head, the fetid hand reaching out, the rotted face, the gaping mouth that seemed to suck the very life from his...
And things only get worse as it becomes apparent that he shouldn’t have been able to see that horrible creature in the first place, and is introduced to a world he realizes too late that he never should have been jealous of.- Language:
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18 Feb 2024
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Neville Longbottom agreed to an arranged marriage. Pansy Parkinson is their wedding planner, and everything is fine until the rehearsal dinner.
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13 Nov 2022
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As Pansy Parkinson embarks on her seventh year, she must navigate her role as Head Girl in an increasingly uncertain and hostile Hogwarts. Meanwhile, the war demands more and more from her, even as she begins to question what she should truly be fighting for.
Enter Neville Longbottom.
(Or - a mostly canon-compliant 7th year Panville slow-burn.)
On indefinite hiatus
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08 Jun 2022
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Who is Pansy Parkinson? one minute, she’s moody and withdrawn. The next, she’s engaging and full of zest. The constant changes in her behaviour give Neville whiplash as they attempt to work together on a Muggle Studies coursework assignment. Is there something more behind her shifts in mood? Something she’s not telling anyone?
Neville must discover her secret and help her before it’s too late. But will he be able to show Pansy just how much she’s come to mean to him and how secrecy between them isn’t needed anymore?
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07 Jun 2022
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What Happens in the Files Stays in the Files by ElizColl for Talonwillow (TalonWillow), Klawdee, Frumpologist, Photon08, DarkAngelOfSorrowReturns
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jun 2022
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When Pansy starts working for the Wizengamot, she doesn’t expect to have all her attention taken by a stuffy, immaculately dressed Weasley in designer glasses. But as she gets to know her new ginger-haired coworker, she learns a thing or two about life, making a difference, and falling in love.
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18 May 2022
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14 May 2022
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Six years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Auror Hermione Granger activated a mysterious dark object, which unexpectedly sent her decades into the past.
Tom Riddle, now known as Voldemort, returned to British wizarding society in 1966 after a decade-long absence. Under the guise of interviewing for the Defense Against the Dark Arts teaching position, he arrived at Hogwarts to conceal one of his Horcruxes. But he soon discovered that the coveted position had been stolen a week earlier by an intriguing witch.
As manipulative schemes emerged, tension evolved into a ruinous obsession.
Illustrated and beta read by Nurchie.
Tom Riddle Main Theme composed by #LastDay.
Podfic available.
Chapter 13: Studies in Control I: Stain is now posted. Please note that this is currently the latest chapter available.- Language:
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13 May 2022
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Confused at Lily’s unwillingness to forgive him, Severus finds himself in the Room of Requirement and meets someone there he’s never seen in Hogwarts before. Little does he know that encounter changes everything. There is time alteration in this fic, not a time turner or travel specifically.
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12 May 2022