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  1. Public Bookmark 49

    On Starting Over by

    Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)  

    10 Jun 2026

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    “Remember how Ravi said I needed to get laid?” Buck asks at last.

    Karen gasps, her hand coming to cover her mouth in shock. “Buck. You didn’t,” she sighs.

    “What, you—” Hen looks like she can’t believe her ears, shaking her head. “You slept with your future nanny during the interview?

    “That’s highly unprofessional,” Karen adds with a concerned frown.

    Okay. Well. Maybe Buck shouldn’t have started there. “No! I— It was before, okay?”

    Hen squints her eyes, trying to understand. “So, this man turns up to your house, you say hi, you have sex, and then you start asking about his former employers’ references?”

    Or: Buck needs a nanny. Eddie is desperatly looking for a job. They might end up finding more than they asked for.

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    03 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 81

    muscle to muscle by

    Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)  

    07 Jun 2026

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    Ravi: stop eye fucking eddie
    this is workplace harassment

    Buck: well i wasnt the one who got him wet

    Hen: HUH

    Ravi: I SPRAYED HIM WITH THE HOSE
    NOT THAT
    EW

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    28 May 2026

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    Wedding’s over (who’ll go home with you?) by

    Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)  

    14 Jul 2025

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    “It didn’t mean anything! I swear!” The random man Eddie has never seen before cries suddenly, somewhat stilted, looking directly at Eddie. “Please take me back!”

    Eddie has no fucking idea what’s happening. It’s like he had a stroke and woke up in the middle of a telenovela.

     

    Or, Buck needs a fake boyfriend. Eddie loses his mind and offers to play the part.

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    27 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 43

    Eddie Steps Forward by for missingcrowdsof1000s

    Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)  

    28 Apr 2026

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    “I’m not his husband.”

    “Virtually,” Maddie repeats like it changes anything.

    “What does that even mean?” Eddie protests weakly, his back to her so he doesn’t see through his lies. “We’re just friends.”

    Maddie sighs, so loud that Eddie has no choice but to turn around to face her. When he does, her gaze pierces right through him, telling him lying will not get him anywhere.

    “Eddie. If you think no one can see the way you look at him, you’re delusional.”

    Or: 9x17: Eddie Begins Again

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    buck, baffled and billboarded by

    Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)  

    15 Jan 2026

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    There’s a billboard. Which is a normal thing to find on the side of the interstate. Advertisements for car dealerships and injury lawyers and anything you could ever dream of. This, though… this is beyond his wildest dreams.

    This billboard has a picture of a man, about Eddie’s age, blond curly hair and crystal blue eyes.

    The man on the billboard is—

    He is—

    The billboard text swims into focus slowly, as if Eddie is surfacing from deep water.

    THIS IS BUCK.
    HE’S 33, SINGLE, AND A FIREFIGHTER.
    HE’S A GREAT COOK IF YOU DON’T MIND
    BREAKFAST FOOD FOR EVERY MEAL.
    I’M BEGGING SOMEONE TO DATE HIM SO
    HE STOPS THIRD-WHEELING MY MARRIAGE.

    And then, underneath, in smaller letters:

    ALL GENDERS WELCOME TO APPLY.
    I'M DESPERATE AND HE'S HOPELESS.
    PLEASE CONTACT MADDIE AT:
    [email protected]

    Or,
    The sisterly art of romantic sabotage.

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    12 Apr 2026