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For years, Izuna Uchiha knew one thing. Tobirama Senju disliked him. There was nothing their friends or his family could say to convince him otherwise.
For years, Tobirama Senju knew one thing. Izuna Uchiha and his art fascinated him. It was unfortunate the man seemed to despise him for reasons he simply couldn't understand.
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Straightforward and Simple by TheSassBrit
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
15 Feb 2025
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You rarely went into the field as a Reverse Curse Technique user who could stabilize people. The few times you do is a rare treat. What happens when one of those few times puts you in the path of your old high school crush, Nanami Kento?
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It Began with a Sword by TheSassBrit
Fandoms: Rune Factory 5, Rune Factory (Video Games)
09 Jun 2023
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Alice always considered herself friends with the local blacksmith's apprentice, but she wished for more. Little did she know that he wanted the same. She finally gets a chance when her sword breaks one fateful day in the summer.
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The Herald and Friends by TheSassBrit
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
13 Dec 2020
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The random friendships and adventures of the Herald of Andraste.
Tessa Trevelyan thought everything would go downhill after the Conclave. The opposite happens, and she couldn't be happier to be wrong.
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Rare and Wonderful by TheSassBrit
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Origins
10 Oct 2020
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Collection of oneshots featuring my warden, Eryn Cousland, and Alistair and their adventures and romance during the Blight.
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paint smears on sunny days by SnowshadowAO3
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2020
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To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.
He comes close, though.
By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.
What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.
“Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”
Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.
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30 Apr 2026
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Hands On by thunderwear
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Jun 2020
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Neither of them were at the window, but there it sat, taped to the window. Wei Wuxian’s sloppy bold characters were set apart from the multitude of A-Yuan’s drawings that littered the window, and Lan Wangji read the words with a giddy, trembling feeling in his chest.
HEY LAN ZHAN A-YUAN WANTS TO HOLD YOUR RABBITS
Post-quarantine sequel to Window Shopping.
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- Part 3 of And They Were Quarantined
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14 Apr 2026
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Lavender Blue by anaphoricae
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 Feb 2022
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Lan Zhan isn’t a curious man when it comes to other people's business, but if this person is gonna scream and ruin his quiet moment alone, he wants to see who it is.
He's almost turning back inside, tired of waiting, when the man in red raises his eyes and finds him.
For a second, he is frozen in place. The man catches him red handed, meeting his gaze head-on, and Lan Zhan feels his ears blushing despite his frustration. The man looks confused, and then intrigued. Lan Zhan thinks he will have no problem remembering him tomorrow. He has very… distinguishing features.
When the man’s face turns into a full grin, Lan Zhan turns around and goes back inside.
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Lan Zhan meets an infuriating florist while he's working as the cook in a wedding. Wei Ying is loud, annoying and childish, and Lan Zhan can't wait for the time when this wedding is done so he never has to see him again. Surely, the world isn't so small that they would meet a second time.
Right?(or, the Cook/Florist AU)
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12 Apr 2026
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Xie Lian gets a glimpse of its eye: a hot coal set deep into unearthly, marble-like skin, onyx pupil blown so wide with bloodlust it threatens to swallow the red iris entirely. A mouth full of entirely too many teeth, extended incisors bared like daggers. Rust smeared down the pale line of its throat.
A vampire. A feral vampire.
Looking at him like a feast set out before a starving man.
While wandering the mortal realm, Xie Lian stumbles upon a hungry vampire who, curiously, seems reluctant to drink from him.
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12 Feb 2026
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Realmwalk by PaidSubscription
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
29 Dec 2022
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“I’m not sad,” lied Hua Cheng.
Xie Lian raised his eyebrows and gave a small smile.
“Ah, San Lang. I thought you would have learned by now. I may be a fool, but it’s not easy to fool me.”
Upon Hua Cheng's return, he wanted only Xie Lian, and peace. But something is threatening every ghost in his Realm, and dealing with the Council of Savages is still infinitely easier to handle than talking. Because Xie Lian is maddeningly patient. And curious.
About exactly what Hua Cheng has been doing for the last 800 years.
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A casefic /deepening relationship /emotional healing romp with all the TGCF faves- Language:
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24 Jan 2026