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    “And who are you, again?”

    “Fushiguro Megumi, special inspector,” the man said sharply. “Do you realize how stupid you all were? You could have been killed. Do what you’re told next time.”

    “People were killed,” Yuji said and gestured to the swaying ceiling above them. “If anyone else was going to die, it would have been while we were stuck waiting for you to get here. What are you even inspecting for?”

    “...Pests.”

    “...Pests?”

    “Yes.”
     

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    Or, in a world where Itadori Wasuke never died, Yuji has been working as a firefighter, blissfully unaware of curses. He takes care of his grandfather, helps out around the neighborhood, and saves cats from trees in a quiet corner of Sendai.

    Megumi, on the other hand, is tired of the jujutsu world. When he comes across a young man too good to be true, he falls for him. And Megumi is perfectly happy keeping Yuji in the dark about jujutsu to preserve their small slice of normalcy.

    However, Kenjaku never planned on letting Sukuna's Vessel live in peace forever. Soon enough, his plans would come together, and no meddling sorcerers were going to stand between him and his tools.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    Yuji felt sick. Maybe it was the smell, or the fact that, for the first time since coming here, his heart pounded with dread and even fear. He turned to Choso, eyes squinted in an effort to hold it all in—

    “I’m not living here,” he said, with just the slightest tremor in his voice. 

    Choso turned to him, eyes crinkled. “Yuji—”

    “I’m not!” Yuji spat, resisting the scream that bubbled in his chest. “You can’t make me, Choso—” He would rather run away than stay here. He would rather walk twelve hours on foot back to Sendai, pee in a ditch, and sleep next to his grandpa’s grave. He would rather hitch a ride to somewhere foreign and learn a new language and change his name, anything other than staying here. 

    When Itadori Yuji's grandpa dies, he is forced to move to Tokyo with his brother and live with his uncle Sukuna, along with attending Jujutsu Tech High School as the newest student.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    “Chuuya, what’s that on your pants?” Dazai couldn’t help the question.

    “Ha?!” the redhead wasn’t exactly in the mood if Dazai was playing jokes on her then calling ‘psyche!’ if she looked down “I have no time for your pranks, Dazai! Just get out of—“

    “No, really, I’m not joking. There’s a red stain on your ass.”

    //or Dazai doesn't know about monthly periods and Chuuya takes advantage of the stupidity to embarrass him.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    “I already told you, you’re not! I swear, who bleeds in the ass and says they’re okay?”

    this is amazing LOL

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    Yuuji looks just as gorgeous as he did the night they met—as he always does—Megumi thinks miserably.

    “Megumi?” Yuuji repeats, stepping forward so the door swings shut behind him. “Are you alright?”

    Megumi doesn’t even register the question. He’s too busy thinking about how he missed the sound of his name on the other man’s lips.

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    What's up sluts! We're back!

    NOT ABANDONED! I’m just slow…

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    27 Jan 2026

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    “You’re sure?” Thomas whispered, low enough it felt meant only for him.

    Newt didn’t even know what the question was. The answer hadn’t changed. Of course he was sure. Never had he known certainty like this—nothing else held weight, only the boy staring back with those steadfast, familiar brown eyes.

    or: The one where they get to ruin each other and burn the world down for it.

    A sequel to Every Heart a Maze, a canon rewrite of The Maze Runner with lots of Newtmas

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    11 Jan 2026