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  1. Public Bookmark 75

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    Blitz absolutely loves plowing Stolas into the mattress every full moon. He certainly doesn't need anything else, except- well shit, maybe he does. Blitz gets drunk and sends an almost illegible message to Stolas asking to bottom for him. Super soft and smutty with lots of hurt and comfort; angst and adoration.

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    05 May 2026

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    It looked like it was about to get a whole lot worse, though, his fans whirring as he took in the words scrawled in neat cursive on the paper. It was a matter of seconds to cross-check his database – but he didn't recognise the handwriting.

    YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS ROOM UNLESS YOU FULFIL ONE TASK;

    FUCK

    OR

    DIE

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    Vox wakes up in a room with Alastor, with only one way to get out. With their lives on the line, Vox isn't willing to let Alastor's stubborness get them both killed. Besides, it's just a one time thing.

    Right?

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    17 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Mark walks in on Mimi and Roger fucking, Roger wants to kill him, Mimi is a kinky motherfucker, and shenanigans ensue. Implied Mark/Roger but really this is just me learning how ao3 works while being horny and deranged. Absolutely no plot tbh.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Merlin panics when Gwaine suggests that he has figured out Merlin's great secret. But it turns out that Gwaine just thinks that Merlin is a secret bodyguard hired by Uther to protect Arthur. Merlin decides to roll with this. Chaos, love, and truth all result.

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    03 May 2025