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i’m not going home alone ('cause i don't do too well on my own) by turntechstified (clonetrobed)
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Jul 2025
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Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you are THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. You are currently seated in perhaps the last place you expected to end up this evening, a semi-private LABOR AND DELIVERY ROOM in the maternity wing of your local hospital. Beneath your legs is an uncomfortable vinyl armchair, and on top of them is a small BLANKETED BUNDLE. This bundle contains a warm, squirmy little neonatal human who just so happens to be your brand-new BABY BROTHER. What will you do?
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AKA: a story about Dave and Dirk just trying their best.
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Unfailingly, for the better part of three decades, simply Being Troy Barnes has been enough cause for things to just sort of work themselves out for him. His life is pretty great that way.
Or, it was.
He wasn’t expecting Abed Nadir, of all people, to fuck it up for him.
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It had also been nerve-racking, unsettling, hovering around Abed for those ten days between the night he found him bleeding in the kitchen and the night he whisked him off to the island. Trying to figure out what he’d been thinking, what he’d been feeling, if their marriage was over, but too terrified to actually ask anything.
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sequel to state of grace and darling, let's run
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- Part 3 of ruthless game 'verse
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beginner public relations and performative romance by clonetrobed
Fandoms: Community (TV)
31 Dec 2021
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“I’m just saying, it’s in your best interest,” she says. “Quite a few people are talking about you playing a gay man in your last film - straight actors playing queer characters is a big topic these days. We want to avoid the conversation escalating into backlash by getting out in front of it.”
“By forcing me out of the closet,” Abed offers. “Isn’t that even more fucked up than the original problem?”
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aka the trobed fake dating hollywood au that no one but me asked for
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“Abed,” he breathes as soon as the kiss breaks, before he can lose his nerve. “What are we doing here?” He keeps his hold on Abed’s arm so he stays close, and his eyes are dark and pondering. Troy watches him carefully; he’s used to discerning microexpressions, but even so, Abed can’t seem to settle on an emotion.
Eventually, Abed breaks eye contact to look out at the water again.
“We’re on vacation,” he says simply. “Like you wanted.”
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sequel to state of grace
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- Part 2 of ruthless game 'verse
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don't panic by lestered (clonetrobed)
Fandom Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
28 Oct 2019
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in which teen dan and phil try to figure shit out and maybe grow up a little along the way.
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It hit him on their wedding night, ironically. When he’d looked into Abed’s eyes, said 'I do,' and then realized: 'holy shit, I actually do.' Now, if only the resolution were that simple.
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pierced by cupid by lestered (clonetrobed)
Fandom Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
09 Sep 2021
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a series of oneshots following troy and abed as they raise their twin daughters, izzie and alana.
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the stone is in the kettle by the_ragnarok, Ursa Vorpalis (the_ragnarok)
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 May 2025
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Every resident of this town who's been here long enough knows about the Hall. Nobody living remembers who used to live there.
This isn't a deterrent for the two young hooligans scampering over the gate and through the wreck of the front door. They have sleeping bags with them. There is a persistent rumor in town that nobody who spends the night in the Hall comes out again.
(In which a haunted house becomes a haunted home)
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- Part 1 of haunted hal
Bookmarked by turntechstified (clonetrobed)
17 Nov 2025
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His shades are digging into you. It’s...awkward. His tears are making a wet spot on your clothes. The rain is getting the rest of you wet. You feel a flash of irritation. Why couldn’t he just let you go? Or...why couldn’t he have given a shit sooner?
You want to hold on to your resolve. You want to make the choice that will save your sanity. You want to, but you find that you cannot.
You love him, too.
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Bookmarked by turntechstified (clonetrobed)
08 Aug 2025
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Upon realizing that his boyfriend is depriving himself of both sleep and cleanliness, Jake takes it upon himself to fix both those problems, and not necessarily in that order.
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Bookmarked by turntechstified (clonetrobed)
23 Jul 2025
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just a couple really nervous bros bout to really nervously fuck each other for the first time nothin to see here folks lets move this show along by itsdave
Fandoms: Homestuck
19 Nov 2019
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It's pretty much just like the title says.
Bookmarked by turntechstified (clonetrobed)
10 Jun 2025
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Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Guy With Slightly More Self Esteem by LandOfMistAndSecrets
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Apr 2018
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Dave is really attracted to his boyfriend, and determined to prove it.
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Bookmarked by turntechstified (clonetrobed)
04 May 2025