crowziez
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what is language but sounds we christen?
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ozzie's slightly less bad poetry anthology
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- Part 1 of ozzie's poetry dumps
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have you ever wondered what it would be like to read the written equivalent of actual shit? no? too bad, here it is in the form of my own personal CRACK POETRY ANTHOLOGY!!!!!!! yippee!!!
WARNING: THIS IS A TERRIBLE PIECE OF LITERATURE. IT IS PAINFUL. PROCEED WITH CAUTION, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
lmao this is going to be so fun
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- Part 2 of ozzie's poetry dumps
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- Words:
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"Mitski I think you are evilest most realest woman alive" by bruisedhearts
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 May 2026
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Ilya asks for song recommendations on Twitter, someone decides to recommend Mitski, this does not end up going well
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A crack fic where Ilya is introduced to Mitski
Bookmarked by crowziez
28 May 2026
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a six-foot self-dug hole by illumynare
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
28 May 2026
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“Please,” he begs, “I’ll do anything you want, anything at all, just—just please don’t tell the others I’m a—”
He can’t spit out the word Watcher.
Pearl looks at him with a gentle, scalping sort of pity.
“Grian,” she says, “everyone already knows.”
(or: In a Hermitcraft Season 10 that is the aftermath of the epic battle between Hermits and Watchers, Grian has to learn how to live without his wings or his secrets. Or Mumbo.)
Bookmarked by crowziez
17 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
uhh this fic did SOMEthing to me. not sure what it was. but.
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My Zedango Fics!!! by TheMendingBook
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, The Flash (TV 2014)
25 Jun 2026
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Bookmarked by crowziez
11 May 2026
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Mumbo was alone.
The birds chirped, the armour stands sat in their perfected positions.
An alarm went off. He was late for the Hermitcraft meeting.It didn't matter. He couldn't leave. He chose this for himself.
Mumbo was alone.
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Little oneshot exploring the concept of Mumbo essentially trapping himself in season ten and distancing himself from his friends in the most literal way! Based loosely on There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury.
Bookmarked by crowziez
09 May 2026
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My poetry over the years! (gets better as it goes along so if you dont like the first few try the more recent stuff)