12 Bookmarks by falsemneme
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Bumpy Takeoffs and Happy Landings by TheTeaQueen
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
24 Sep 2025
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Flying out at 7 am for a last minute work trip was already bad.
Flying out of Dulles was worse.
But to top it all off, Nesta's morning is entirely upended when the world's most obnoxious (read: gorgeous) pilot spills boiling hot coffee all over in what had to be the worst luck of all time.
Nesta was determined to forget it ever happened, to get through her week and back to her apartment where she could continue to hide away forever. But fate has other plans.
A meet-cute/hate featuring Pilot!Cassian and Diplomat!Nesta for Cassian Appreciation Week 2024 Day 1: Flying
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- Part 1 of Cassian Appreciation Week 2024
- Part 1 of Nessian Appreciation Week 2024
- Part 3 of Nesta Week 2025
- Part 2 of Cassian Week 2025
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by falsemneme
08 Apr 2025
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Short & sweet - a lovely little Nessian vignette.
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up from the dark. by booptheunicorn
Fandoms: Original Work, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
01 Apr 2025
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(rewrite.)
As the only female High Elf of your family, you are sent on a diplomatic mission into the Underdark. But diplomacy becomes a dark and twisted maze as you are forced into the toxic Drow matriarchy, in which men are only slaves, and the only laws to be followed are the whims of the Dark Queen.
Or, you participate in a horribly twisted culture in order to free sex slaves. And maybe marry one or a few of them.
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- English
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- 8/?
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Bookmarked by falsemneme
15 Feb 2025
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I started this expecting it to be a lot more titillating and salacious, but got emotionally invested instead. (Should've paid attention to the whump tag!) I love this author's exploration of a violent matriarchal drow society and what that might look like - made me think of Ust Natha from Baldur's Gate: Shadow of Amn in such a good way.
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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- English
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- 195,969
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- 21/21
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21 Nov 2024
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The Sweetest Con by Separatist_Apologist
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
02 Jul 2024
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Nesta Archeron has been trapped in witness protection for the past five years, hiding a secret no one can ever learn. All she has to do is wait out the criminals back home determined to punish her and her sisters for a lie they told years before.
She can handle anything- even the new agent sent to keep her safe.
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- Part 2 of Traitors Never Win
Bookmarked by falsemneme
15 May 2024
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I think I commented on every chapter because every chapter was just so good. Would do unhinged, feral things to get a book-long, full-length Nessian Modern/Mafia AU fic from this author. 🙏
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Thorg is a jaded, world weary orc who lives in Booty Bay running a bar called the Run a Rig with a motley crew of employees from both factions. He wants to enjoy life after experiencing unspeakable horrors during war. One of his favorite ways of doing that is by taking his pleasure with women, especially those from the Alliance, who express curiosity about big, fierce orcs.
Kira is a sheltered human whose apprenticeship in the healing arts lands her a post in Booty Bay. The atmosphere in the city is exciting and a sense of adventure and freedom encourage her to explore an unexpected infatuation with "the enemy."
It seems straightforward: a one-night stand without any attachments. Neither Thorg nor Kira are looking for a serious relationship. They are both quite sure and clear about this.
But affairs of the heart are rarely simple...Bookmarked by falsemneme
10 Feb 2024
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An Orc Before Breakfast by Exophile_exotic (nocturnallydamned)
Fandoms: World of Warcraft
12 Jul 2020
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Bonus chapter up 12th July 2020
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COMPLETE 6th July 2020Loosely set in WoW.
When Thalia frees an orphaned orc from her father's dungeon, she has no idea of the route her life will take. Their paths cross time and again, bringing them together against a backdrop of war, unlikely alliances, and an unwanted marriage for strategic gain.
Are they destined to be together? Or will fate, war and the machinations of men conspire to drive them apart?
This started off as a smutty one-shot that turned into a few more bits of smut, then mutated out into a bit of a saga. Oops.
Also, the title was just intended to be for the first chapter when it was a one-shot. I've tried renaming it, but nothing seemed to fit, so I'm afraid we're stuck with it!
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- Part 2 of Orcs Are Hot
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10 Feb 2024
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Charlie finds herself on an ice planet with a group of girls she barely knows, stuck with a broken ankle, riddled with PTSD from being held captive, and awakes in a cave with a... strangle smoldering blue guy staring at her like she's his dinner. Is she able to let go of her past to trust someone completely new?
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21 Nov 2023
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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- English
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- 199,548
- Chapters:
- 36/36
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Bookmarked by falsemneme
27 Feb 2023
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God-tier writing. Had me at P. G. Wodehouse, Saki, and Jane Austen and did NOT disappoint. Just an incredible work, and I love how the author incorporated fan art. Just love upon love and I love that too. I reread this whenever I need to remind myself what a slow burn looks like. (Answer: slow as hell! But worth the wait.)
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On a chance visit to the Golden Cat bath house, the notorious assassin Daud meets its highest-paid courtesan: Cheeky, canny, and willing to become his informant - for a price. But when secrets threaten their alliance and Daud takes his last, fateful job, what began as “just business” changes forever. As Dishonored unfolds and the clock starts ticking toward Daud’s fate, the women of Dunwall’s famous brothel tell their side of the story - and Daud learns that regret can kill, but redemption is a choice.
Bookmarked by falsemneme
16 Oct 2021
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There was no goblin king, and he didn't answer girls in suburbia who called on him.
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- Part 1 of Invited
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 734
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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04 Sep 2021
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Boyfriend wanted. What do you do when you need a fake date to get your well meaning family off your back at Christmas? Place an ad on Craigslist. What do you do when the girl who ate the peach gives you the perfect opening? Seize it of course.
The Goblin King is coming for Christmas.
Glitter, goblins, gambits, and a generous dollop of groping ensues.
A very goblin Christmas romp in 13 parts.
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- English
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- 43,499
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- 13/13
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02 Sep 2021
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Strange Pilgrims: Being the Account of a lost Angel, the Journeys of a Demon, the meaning of Free Will, of the Unravelling of a Prophecy, and of Being Unravelled by it in Turn by sousverre
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
14 Jun 2023
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"Look, the whole of London's cracking up," she told him. "I'm finding it hard enough to work as it is without my commute being screwed up by the buses going on strike, and half my books turning into birds. That angel is wrecking everything, but in particular, my life - and you're too busy hating yourself to open your eyes and deal with it. I'm telling you, it has to stop."
"Is that all still happening?" Crowley said vaguely. "But I found him."
"Oh my God, you can tell you don't commute," Anathema said. "The buses went on strike, Mr. Crowley."
"That's perfectly normal for London. You'll learn."
"You're not listening! Not the drivers, the buses. They're organising - meeting in secret, holding little candlelight vigils. Nobody else really knows what's going on - everyone's just assuming it's, like, general TfL incompetence or something - but it's only a matter of time. So what are you going to do about it?"
"Er... have they submitted a list of their demands?" Crowley said helplessly.
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- 17/17
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Bookmarked by falsemneme
29 Jan 2021