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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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13 Jul 2025
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Diluc’s fingers dig into the warm earth as he holds himself up so he doesn’t drop his full weight on Kaeya. His heart is beating, strong and certain, filled with emotions he hasn’t let himself feel in a long time. Kaeya lies on the ground beneath him just the way he fell, his hair spread out and his loose open shirt slipping from his chest to reveal even more of his bare skin.
He’s beautiful. He’s so beautiful Diluc can’t stop staring, not that he honestly tries, can’t stop wanting to burn this image into his mind for all eternity.
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23 Jul 2024
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There have been rumours of 'vampires', lately, creatures from folklore, but of course vampires aren't real. Even so, Mondstadt's citizens are worried, and so Kaeya is sent off to investigate.
He wasn't expecting what - who - he found, but... Well, he's always been one to make the best of an interesting situation.
[ Inspired by an idea from fayto on twitter! ]
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23 Jul 2024
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Straight at the Sun by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Nov 2021
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"Wei Ying–” Lan Zhan started, voice a little bit hoarse. Wei Wuxian turned his face towards him, smiling.
“Aiyo, let me guess. You’ll take responsibility?” He snorted softly, putting on an air of nonchalance. “Don’t worry about it too much, Lan Zhan! We’re both men, right? Sometimes men do these kinds of things with their friends, so you definitely shouldn’t worry about it!”
or, wwx and lwj have sex and pine
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29 Mar 2022
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we don't need to talk about it by vesna (mrsronweasley)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Mar 2022
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"Huh." Wei Ying thought it over. He didn't have much choice—if he wanted to live close to the university without having a commute that was over an hour long, he needed this place. The idea formed easily, and honestly, he couldn't see any problem with it. "So wanna pretend to be a couple?"
Lan Zhan's eyebrow twitched, the only sign that Wei Ying had surprised him. Wei Ying watched him carefully as he took a sip of his tea, set the cup down, and leaned back in his seat. "Very well."
Pretending to date to get an apartment? What could possibly go wrong? The Wangxian Story.
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16 Mar 2022