guymaker
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You feel like shit.
You should really get to bed.
On the other hand…
Jacking off.
(You don't even have to imagine him undressed)dave beats it thinking about her housemate slash best friend slash lowercase-b bro slash fucking. dirk for the nth fucking time
she hates herself about it a lot
she angsts herself into a panic attack- into just a whole lot of bullshit really. it ends well tho i sweari havent posted an actual fic in years and years and i havent posted smut ever so uh. constructive criticism. yeah.
[ignore the title im really bad at them. also at summaries]
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"Don't talk to strangers or you might fall in love / With my memory restricted to a polaroid in evidence"
Or:
Dirk keeps avoiding Dave like touching him might break something, and Dave’s tired of pretending that doesn’t matter.Bookmarked by dave of gal (guymaker)
27 May 2026
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FUCK OKAY
howd you fucking. do that. son of a fuck.
you write them so?????????? fuckin ?????? soft idk? fuck -
hey dave do you ever think about laying my neck down in one of those deli counter meat slicers and going to town on it like a salami by the meat machine (problemsloth) for cmdonovann
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 Dec 2022
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"So. Decapitation as a sexual activity."
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It's 2001, and Gorillaz receive an award at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Frankfurt, followed by an afterparty that Murdoc intends to take full advantage of.
But a night of drinking, bad decisions, and unresolved tension sends Murdoc and 2D down a very different path from the one they planned.Series
- Part 1 of Beauty Is A Beast
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23 Jan 2026
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He turned to inspect his attacker. Tall, with long, greasy hair and a pointed nose. A big forehead, crooked smile, and fuzz on his upper lip. Lean and muscular. More so than Murdoc, so there was no way he’d be able to take him in a fight even if he hadn’t been armed. He wore a varsity jacket with an ‘A’ emblazoned on the front and pants that looked a lot warmer than Murdoc’s thin, skin-tight jeans. The clothes were scruffy, dirty, so his economic status couldn't have been much better than Murdoc’s - hence the mugging, Murdoc supposed.
“C'mon, mate,” he said, his breath misting the air. “I’m having a really shit week. Just let me walk.”
The mugger raised a pocketknife at him. It was a nice one, too. Long and sharp, gleaming under the distant, sodium orange glow of a streetlamp. It’d make a mess of his insides if he plunged it into Murdoc. “I said, hands over your head.” He took a step closer. “Slowly.”
Ace attempts to mug Murdoc, discovers he has nothing to his name, and decides to take him in.
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- Part 2 of Gorillaz works
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“I bet I can figure out Spaghetti Western’s chorus on [bass] before you can figure it out on synth.”
“We're not calling it that.”
“Obviously. Well?”
“What's the stakes?”
“Loser gets shamed for being a shit musician.”
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PWP about a dare in Jamaica, circa 1999. Unbetaed.
Bookmarked by guymaker
23 Jan 2026