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  1. great going asshole by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    01 Jun 2026

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    You feel like shit.
    You should really get to bed.
    On the other hand… 
    Jacking off.
    (You don't even have to imagine him undressed)

    dave beats it thinking about her housemate slash best friend slash lowercase-b bro slash fucking. dirk for the nth fucking time
    she hates herself about it a lot
    she angsts herself into a panic attack- into just a whole lot of bullshit really. it ends well tho i swear

    i havent posted an actual fic in years and years and i havent posted smut ever so uh. constructive criticism. yeah.
    [ignore the title im really bad at them. also at summaries]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,474
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    61

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