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Angel’s Share has a small (well, by his standards) living space underground, with a secret entrance near the backdoor exit. Supposedly it’s for wine storage, but in truth, it’s more of a small house.
He rarely uses it, save for his night time endeavors, so he doubts there’s any danger in letting Jean stay there. It’s not like anybody else’s using it.or
how angel’s share becomes the unofficial headquarters of the knights of favonius
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"Sir," Jean says, "may I please be reassigned to another group?"
The teacher doesn't even look up from where he's grading papers, only making a placating gesture with his free hand. "Don't worry, I'm sure it'll be fine. The three of you are friends, right? If anything, you should consider yourself lucky that the randomizer picked you three."
Behind her, she can hear Diluc start to shout as Kaeya cracks an egg over his head and calls him a combination of words that she didn't even know existed. That was their last egg. They have ten minutes left, and their plate is empty and cracked from when Kaeya had tried to use it as a frisbee to decapitate his brother.
She doesn't feel very lucky.
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- Part 9 of the s-word
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“What are you so busy for that you can’t even answer a call?” Kaeya mocks. “Father and I are at home, you know. We’re desperately, worriedly awaiting your arrival. Father isn’t getting any younger, and I’m afraid your absence has aged him over twenty years–”
Diluc groans, the phone pressed to his ear as he knocks a man out with the flat of his blade. “I’m at work. I just left this morning.”
“Well, are you planning to return anytime tonight?” Kaeya replies. He sounds like he has a shit-eating grin on his face.
“Are you ever planning to return to whatever hellhole you came from?”
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Four telephone calls between two sort-of brothers, and one between strangers.
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Kaeya Alberich
⭐ 4/20/2022great drinks but the bartender was homophobic. can’t believe that there are still people like that in mondstadt these days, smh. shocked and horrified
Diluc Ragnvindr
What? I was the bartender that night.Kaeya Alberich
yes, and you chased me out for being lgbt :(Diluc Ragnvindr
No, I didn’t? You were removed from the premises for not paying your tab and trying to scam other guests. If the Acting Grandmaster herself were to do the same, I would have her thrown out as well.Kaeya Alberich
oh so now you’re homophobic AND a misogynist??? how do i lower my rating to zero stars? -
this is why we can't have nice things by maoffin
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 May 2022
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It starts with fireworks.
Actually, more specifically, it starts with the several deep-seated issues both Diluc and Kaeya carry about their father’s untimely and possibly non-accidental death and its subsequent effects on their sibling (?) relationship, but it ends up the same way regardless.
With fireworks.