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Hey Lover by phlarry
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Dec 2024
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“Hey, Meg? Baby? How do you know if someone stole your identity?”
Megumi hums. He’s too busy appreciating the enticing sight of Yuuji half-naked and still flushed from the hot shower, so he’s not really listening.
When his brain catches up, he jolts so violently he nearly falls off the bed.
Collecting himself, he sighs in hopes that this is another ‘Yuuji learns about adulting for the first time as a college sophomore’ moment rather than a real question in need of a serious answer. He swings his legs over the side of the bed so he can sit upright and give Yuuji his full attention anyway. “Why do you ask?”
Yuuji’s face wrinkles up. One of his eyes closes with the movement, but the other is trained on Megumi. “I just got an email that someone ran a hard credit check on me, which I didn’t even know was a thing, and my phone is telling me that a bunch of my passwords are compromised? Does that mean anything?”
Megumi stills, eye twitching.
“Fucking Gojo.”
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Or, 5 times meeting the family goes terribly wrong, and 1 time it goes sort of right.
Or or, Megumi and Yuuji are finally on the same page, so can everyone else stop acting weird as fuck?
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- Part 3 of college itafushi shenanigans <3
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02 Jun 2026
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Now that they're jounin, husbands, and fathers, the men of the Konoha 11 get together once a week to commiserate about their sex lives...only Naruto doesn't seem to get point when he talks about his marriage to Sasuke.
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24 May 2026
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Baby Animals, Weddings, And Other Things Not Normally Associated With Uchiha Sasuke by prettypriestess for sirona
Fandoms: Naruto
25 Apr 2012
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In which Konoha needs to upgrade their plumbing to be more resistant. (Or, the one where Sasuke and Naruto get genin and maybe someone buys a house.)
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I saw my brother fall in love with a boy, but I'm choosing not to tell him. I'd rather let him come out when he's ready to. Then again, it's hard to keep it to myself sometimes when they're being so obvious.
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22 May 2026
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Naruto thought meeting his boyfriend’s extended family would involve dinner, polite conversation, maybe dessert.
He did not expect to walk into a clan that once ended a corporate war by getting married, whose family tree is packed with geniuses, eccentrics, and people who look like they stepped out of a billionaire documentary—nor did he expect Sasuke to tell him “don’t be nervous” while looking like he’s two seconds away from fainting himself.
Naruto’s just trying to make a good impression. Sasuke’s just trying to survive his family. And the Uchiha-Senju clan? They’re simply thrilled that Sasuke finally brought home the boy he won’t shut up about.
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19 May 2026