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    Pansy can’t bear to look at The Daily Prophet and see her ex Draco loved up with Ginny Weasley any longer.

    Unfortunately, there’s an upcoming wedding she needs a date for. Who better to take than Harry Potter himself, just to really show their exes what they’re missing.

    Fake dating Harry will be easy, won’t it? It’s not like she’s ever going to find herself attracted to him… is it?

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    06 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    Nothing ruins perfectly good sex like a relationship.

    But Ginny's relationship with Draco is fabricated. Made up. Fake. And it ruined their good (read: mind-blowing) sex anyway.

    Ginny is not amused. But she does rather like holding hands.

    Not that she'll ever tell Draco that.

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    She narrowed her eyes at him. “What are your thoughts on casual sex, Malfoy?”

    He looked very amused, pulling his lithe body upright. “Generally positive.”

    “Cuddling afterwards?”

    “Generally unnecessary.”

    “Follow up Floo calls and dates?”

    “Generally opposed.”

    “Introductions to the mother?”

    He frowned and scrunched up his nose. “Definitely not.”

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    06 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Catharsis -

    a: purification or purgation of the emotions (such as pity and fear) primarily through art
    b: a purification or purgation that brings about spiritual renewal or release from tension

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    The one where Theo turned an abandoned classroom into a rage room and Seamus needs to blow off some steam.

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    05 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 70

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    The first time Harry Potter notices Theodore Nott it is Christmas Eve…

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    It’s Theo’s slow smile that he thinks about as his right hand wanders below the waistband of his boxers. The firm planes of Theo’s chest as he takes his hard length in his palm. The ghost of Theo’s breath hot on his own cheek, the whispered ‘invincible’, as he spills his release into his hand.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    When you can't change time, but you can't go forward, what is left? Hermione learns how to be the protagonist of her own story.

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    27 May 2026