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Pansy can’t bear to look at The Daily Prophet and see her ex Draco loved up with Ginny Weasley any longer.
Unfortunately, there’s an upcoming wedding she needs a date for. Who better to take than Harry Potter himself, just to really show their exes what they’re missing.
Fake dating Harry will be easy, won’t it? It’s not like she’s ever going to find herself attracted to him… is it?
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06 Jun 2026
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Nothing ruins perfectly good sex like a relationship.
But Ginny's relationship with Draco is fabricated. Made up. Fake. And it ruined their good (read: mind-blowing) sex anyway.
Ginny is not amused. But she does rather like holding hands.
Not that she'll ever tell Draco that.
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She narrowed her eyes at him. “What are your thoughts on casual sex, Malfoy?”
He looked very amused, pulling his lithe body upright. “Generally positive.”
“Cuddling afterwards?”
“Generally unnecessary.”
“Follow up Floo calls and dates?”
“Generally opposed.”
“Introductions to the mother?”
He frowned and scrunched up his nose. “Definitely not.”
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06 Jun 2026
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Catharsis -
a: purification or purgation of the emotions (such as pity and fear) primarily through art
b: a purification or purgation that brings about spiritual renewal or release from tensionor
The one where Theo turned an abandoned classroom into a rage room and Seamus needs to blow off some steam.
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05 Jun 2026
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The first time Harry Potter notices Theodore Nott it is Christmas Eve…
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It’s Theo’s slow smile that he thinks about as his right hand wanders below the waistband of his boxers. The firm planes of Theo’s chest as he takes his hard length in his palm. The ghost of Theo’s breath hot on his own cheek, the whispered ‘invincible’, as he spills his release into his hand.
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03 Jun 2026
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When you can't change time, but you can't go forward, what is left? Hermione learns how to be the protagonist of her own story.
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27 May 2026
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The Tragedy of Chemistry by Ramelle_Kammae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Draco Malfoy - Fandom, Dramione - Fandom
15 Jan 2024
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Hermione has a problem; Draco is considering to fix it.
Mind the tags. Porn with some plot.Series
- Part 1 of The Tragedy of Chemistry
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13 May 2026
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Everything was fine until Ginny started shagging Draco Malfoy.
Or, Ginny and Draco spark up a friends with benefits relationship but after countless visits to their flat, he falls for Hermione instead.
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08 May 2026
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Yet All Gifts and Privileges Equal Not One Grace by somewhereinthesun
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Mar 2026
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Draco had never learned how to share, being the petulant child he was, but her jealousy was the first that made him proud instead of smug, perhaps because she didn’t have to share him with anyone else.
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08 May 2026
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There can only be one Pansy Parkinson and one Hermione Granger at Hogwarts. In their eighth year, they are forced to share a room when McGonagall installs new protocols to ensure inter-house unity among the survivors of the war.
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02 May 2026
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There are plenty of things Remus hadn’t expected in his humble, homeschooled Wizard life. But being tailed through the dirty London streets by Quidditch star James Potter?
That is something Remus never, ever expected.
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Or, the one where James learns how to woo someone without being able to use his title as a famous Quidditch player and Remus has fun playing the oblivious Muggle
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27 Apr 2026
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this feels like home by orphan_account for carterhack
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jun 2021
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for the wonderful carter @ilysmb on tumblr. :)
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27 Apr 2026
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For James, it's always been Lily. With one exception. You think you'll tell him about it one day, maybe when you're in your twenties and a bit drunk, how for one spring you sort-of fancied him, and you'll laugh and then he'll laugh and it won't be awkward at all.
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27 Apr 2026
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“I feel like—a meteor crashed into my house and I’m the only one who can see it. I feel like a sketch on a piece of parchment instead of a real person. I feel like I will curse the next person who tells me to ‘just enjoy it’.”
Hermione never thought she would be a solo parent. No one told her that it would be boring, and devastating, and that she would be filled with so much joy that she might burst any second.
No one told Draco he'd feel the same way.
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17 Apr 2026
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If you’re going to have angry sex with your long time quidditch rival in the showers post-match after he runs his mouth and tells the press your career is finished, you’d better make sure you use the right wrist movement when you cast your contraceptive charm. You should also double check it’s not a full moon, and that you’re not in a stadium built on top of old standing stones used in fertility ceremonies.
Then again… fuck it.
In which Ginny decides to keep the baby and Draco is keeping it together (for her).
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16 Apr 2026
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After an out-of-character but unforgettable one night stand, Hermione finds herself tangled up in a torrid affair with a handsome wizard, with loose curls and a wicked sense of humour.
If only she could remember his name, then she might be able to find out his secrets.
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16 Apr 2026
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Draco awakens in the aftermath of a terrible battle with a purring cat on his chest. He takes the squash-faced beast home to the Manor with him, and they quickly form an unlikely bond.
Yes, he realises it’s Hermione Granger’s cat.
And no, he’s not giving him back.
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15 Apr 2026
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Threatened with the loss of her trust fund allowance, wild child Pansy Parkinson takes her mother up on an offer she can't refuse: a job at the Ministry of Magic as personal secretary to tightly wound bureaucrat Percy Weasley.
The job is demanding, and so is her boss, in ways that Pansy never could have imagined.
When their mutual desires begin to spin out of control, how will Pansy convince her boss that sometimes, the only rules you need to follow are your own?
A loving tribute to the pure and criminally underappreciated magic that is the ParkWeasel ship, and the 2002 film Secretary.
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- Part 2 of Workplace Shenanigans
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11 Apr 2026
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And thus began a very complicated and unideal state of affairs in which Draco couldn’t ask whether the world-ending, all-consuming randiness he felt all day every day from that point on was a symptom of his magical fake-real (but mostly fake) pregnancy and something that she was also experiencing, or simply the logical progression of his hithertofore unacknowledged obsession with Hermione Granger.
Or, Draco has couvade syndrome (the magical version!) thrust upon him.
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11 Apr 2026
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Anatomy of a Fucking Mess by neilistic for small_planet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jun 2025
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Everyone knows a couple like Theo and Parvati. Fire and brimstone, brunch gossip fodder. A capital T Trainwreck. On again, off again…
Meant for each other.
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11 Apr 2026
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Hermione Granger has no right to turn up on Draco Malfoy's doorstep with a cigarette between her teeth, a familiar heirloom in her pocket, and a litany of agendas hidden in her shadowy potions laboratory.
When she asks him to pull down his walls of occlusion and confront things long buried by assuming the form of his one-time best friend, Draco falters. But vengeance courses through his veins, and there's nothing he craves more than a chance to take down the enigmatic and dangerous Aleksandr Nott.
Even if it means invoking the ghosts of their twisted past. Even if it means staring into the mirror and seeing Theo's face grinning back at him…
“Right now my mercy and my potion are all that stand between Theo and death.”
“By your own description, it sounds like he’s already dead.”
She didn’t let him see any of her pain, old or new. "Oh.” She blinked. “But you never asked if I could save him."
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09 Apr 2026