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    world's first hollanov stan @hollanovfounder8124
    THEM THEM THEM

    [Images: Left: Ilya celebrating after his goal in the second period, a wide grin on his face and his stick is lifted and pointing in the direction of the bench. Right: A picture of Shane standing up at the bench, one of his arms raised in celebration and his mouth open mid-word.]
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    Or, Shane and Ilya, and the start of the 2021-2022 season.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    so fun and cute i loved this ❤️❤️❤️

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    ESPN @ESPN
    BREAKING NEWS: The Ottawa Centaurs are officially acquiring Montreal Metro’s captain Shane Hollander in a recent trade. More details to follow.

    shane hollander’s attorney @hollzymvp
    WHAT

    silver @baepshane
    WHAT THE FUCK

    gel @agustorrie
    THAT TAROT CARD READER WAS FUCKING RIGHT

    valentine @STILLYOURBOYY
    here comes rozanov in 3… 2… 1…

    Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @rozanovofficial
    Happy pride month to me 🏳️‍🌈

    Ottawa Centaurs ✔️ @ottawacentaurs
    It’s official, folks! We are excited to announce that we have acquired Shane Hollander as our new star centre! Let’s give him a very warm welcome 🏒♥️

    valentine @STILLYOURBOYY
    there he is

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
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    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    05 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    loveeeeeee

  4. Rec 81

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    Harris has Shane do the "current partner" trend that's popular on tik tok and Ilya goes rogue as a result.

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    05 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 90

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    The Half-Horsemen (and Harris)

    Hayes
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    @Barrett why are we sending people money?

    Boodram
    Man WHAT is going on over there

    Dykstra
    They’re making us pay reparations now??

    Barrett
    Uh…

    Rozanov
    @Barrett if you’re paying people for being gay where is my money?

    Or: It's Pride Month, and the gays are posting their Venmos/Cashapps/Zelles in the hopes of straight people pay up for their crimes. Troy Barrett also pays.

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