rainbowBarnacle
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Never Have I Ever Regretted Going to Avernus by Gally, rainbowBarnacle for AlwaysMauria
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
30 Dec 2025
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Karlach, Wyll, and Astarion are in Avernus, trying to survive. Everyday is a battle, but that doesn’t mean they can’t have some fun now and then, such as a nice game of ‘Never Have I Ever’ around what counts as a campfire in Avernus.
Oh, and another adventuring party has a bad time first. It’s Avernus, baby!
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Where Beauty Moves and Wit Delights by rainbowBarnacle
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
28 Nov 2023
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Karlach and Astarion enjoy an intimate evening together.
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“Tell you what, let’s try something.”
Elias grimaces. “Oh, god. I know that look. Another bloody wager.”
“If you can seduce your little protege away from my little protege in a week’s time, in spite of all you’ve done, I’ll owe you a favor.”
If Elias wins, then dear Martin will feel the lack when Jon begins ignoring him.
If Elias loses, Elias loses.
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“Well?” he prompts you incredulously. “I like to think I'm an all around nice guy, why doesn't he want me?”
His body language sets off alarms in your head—he's past the point where he'd fall into a depressed slump. If anything, his movements are sharper, his fangs more visible with each word, his fins flared and bristling. He's a walking time bomb, and you have a horrible feeling that you're going to be the one that has to defuse him.
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Your name is ELUSCA PONTOP. You are fond of PAINTING, CRITTERS, and BONECRUSHING HUGS, the latter of which is encouraged by your overly affectionate OCTOPUS MOM. You're KIND OF LOUD and you have the tendency to be sort of OBLIVIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC at times, but you mean well. You MOTHERFUCKING LOVE THE OCEAN. This is only slightly problematic seeing as your JUGGAGODS in their INFINITE HILARIOUS WISDOM made you with a bloodhue that lies somewhere between indigo and purple, leaving you with PUNY GILLS and FUCKED UP TINY-ASS EARFINS. It's all good, though, it's chill, you have a BITCHASS TUGBOAT to be living on, which allows you to go on all manner of FUCKING EPIC ADVENTURES with your moirail/helmsman.
THESE ARE YOUR STORIES.
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HOW DO I RELATIONSHIP WHAT IS COMMUNICATE by mercurialMalcontent, rainbowBarnacle
Fandom Homestuck
02 Feb 2013
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Astarion rarely rests well, and this evening is no exception. Horrible visions when he trances, followed by a terrible nightmare. Which is actually Karlach’s nightmare, shared with him due to their little wiggling friends. She’s refused to tell him anything about her time in the hells, despite how much he's asked. Time for him to get the answers he thought he wanted, in glorious Tadpole-o-vision.
After they wake, she tells him she had a very different dream, nothing to worry about. What’s a poor vampire to do? He's supposed to be the liar, not her!
Series
- Part 5 of During Canon BG3 - Fancyboy and Firegirl
Bookmarked by rainbowBarnacle
01 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
MY HEART
KARLACH'S HEART
EVERYBODY'S HEART
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Some Things Stay the Same by glitzgremlin for Gally
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
01 May 2026
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Baby Astarion thinks the world should be less filthy. His wonderful mother is not helping!
Warning: cute kidfic contains feelings
Bookmarked by rainbowBarnacle
01 May 2026
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To ‘I Do’, or Not to ‘I Do’ by Gally for rainbowBarnacle
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
31 Dec 2025
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Astarion and Karlach discuss their views on marriage. Briefly. Very briefly.
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- Part 5 of Post-Canon BG3 - Astarion Adventures
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- English
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- 496
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by rainbowBarnacle
01 Jan 2026
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Never Have I Ever Regretted Going to Avernus by Gally, rainbowBarnacle for AlwaysMauria
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
30 Dec 2025
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Karlach, Wyll, and Astarion are in Avernus, trying to survive. Everyday is a battle, but that doesn’t mean they can’t have some fun now and then, such as a nice game of ‘Never Have I Ever’ around what counts as a campfire in Avernus.
Oh, and another adventuring party has a bad time first. It’s Avernus, baby!
- Language:
- English
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- 4,095
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 16
- Kudos:
- 27
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Bookmarked by rainbowBarnacle
30 Dec 2025
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Durge loves his little butler man. He’s so fun to kill, ends up in such interesting poses when he dies, and his organs go so far! Gortash doesn’t know what he is missing out on, he won’t even look up from his stupid books to see his latest cute cadaver positioning.
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Bookmarked by rainbowBarnacle
30 Dec 2025