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“Date me,”
Marlene crashes into the table wild-haired and wide-eyed as if she’s being hunted for sport knocking Dorcas’ coffee mug over in the process.
“Date me! Date me, date me now,” she whisper-shouts and before Dorcas gets a chance to get a word in Marlene grabs their hand forcing them to drop the pen, they had been attempting to finish their homework with....
“If you’re trying to turn me on, that one won’t work on me,”
“Shut up,”
And so, the plan is set in motion. This should be easy. So easy....
Or, in other words:
Marlene has two problems.
1) Marlene's hookups are prone to getting a little too attached to her.
2) Marlene's friends and family think she's too immature to have a real adult relationship.So, the obvious solution here is to come up with a plan that will solve both of these issues at once. Find a fake-girlfriend for a couple of weeks to get everybody off her back.
And who else to ask for such a huge favor but her best friend?(Dorcas continues to carry all the brain cells of their friendship.)
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James and Lily go on a well-deserved vacation while the rest of their friends babysit a seven-year-old Harry.
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honesty is such a lonely word (and mostly what i need from you) by rupturedlungs
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2023
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The Marauders play truth or dare with Veritaserum.
Questions are asked, questions are answered, dares are dared and secrets are spilled. The aftermath is... well, interesting.- a funny light-hearted fic based on my tiktok series (@mi3ha_)
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May: it's a weighted voting system, your vote has more weight if you have a queer parent
Denny: so i have the most voting power
Harry: which usually works out because denny is the most sensible of us
May: harry and i get one vote, denny gets two and chris gets an honorary vote
Ravi: why an honorary vote?
Chris: i have a bisexual buck
Denny: duhhhh
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Buck would rather stab himself in the neck with a fork, thrice, than let Maddie and Eddie say a single word to each other.
His concern is that they will become friends. Allies. Allies United Against Buck. Comrades Who Know Too Much About Buck. A terrifying, powerful joint force that simply cannot ever exist.
He will make sure of it.
Or, so that Maddie and Eddie do not ever mingle, Buck meddles.
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01 Apr 2026
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Oh, alright, cool.
Cool, cool, cool. Neat.
That is a photograph of Eddie Diaz's dick.
It's just there. On the screen. In his hand. In high resolution. His best friend’s dick is in his hand. Well, wait — the photo. The photo of the penis is in his hand. Eddie’s dick isn’t in his hand. That would be absurd.
It’s just a penis. Buck has one of those.
So does Eddie, apparently and it’s… Buck has seen it, absorbed it, and every thought he's ever had has been replaced by a high-pitched tone and the image in front of him, which is — and this is the last coherent observation he'll produce for the foreseeable future —
Big.
Genuinely, impressively big.
Buck closes out of the photo and locks the phone so hard he's surprised it doesn't crack in half.
"Maddie say anything?" Eddie asks.
"Yep," Buck squeaks. Like a mouse. A giant, shocked mouse that has just seen its best friend’s erect dick.
"You okay?"
"Great. Y-yep. So great. I-I'm just really— the sunset was really— it's very— yep."
"It’s yep?"
"Uh-huh. Very yep."
Or,
Stumbling upon your straight best friends' nudes is fine. Buck is fine. Everything is fine.- Language:
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22 Mar 2026
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hit me baby one more time by theappleppielifestyle
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (2019)
07 Sep 2019
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Richie reaches up a shaking hand and puts it on Eddie’s stomach.
“Uhhh,” Eddie says. “Is this a bit? Is this a really inopportune bit? ‘Cause I don’t know if you’ve noticed, Richie, but this is kind of an important moment-”
“What the fuck,” Richie says, not for the first or last time, and lurches forwards to hug him.
(Or, Richie gets stuck in a time loop.)
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“Christopher, I need you to tell me what you said to Buck.”
Chris sniffles. “I didn't mean it.”
“Didn't mean what, mijo?”
“As soon as I-I said it,” Chris hiccups. “I knew I didn't m-mean it.”
“Chris-”
“I told him he's n-not my dad.”
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Buck and Chris get into a fight. Eddie has a lot of complicated feelings about it.