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    "I-I'm sorry," he says, "You were sleeping and I— And we have practice tomorrow for the big game."

    "Luca."

    Tears land on Ilya's sweatpants.

    "I'm sorry I made you a-angry, sir."

    Shane presses on the breaks a little harder than he probably should've at a red light.

    "Haasy," Ilya calls as the hand in his hair gets just a touch rougher, pulling him to look upwards. His voice is different and something like a switch clicks in Luca's brain, turning off the permanent noise machine inside it, "Settle. You're good here."

    "I'm sorry, captain."

     

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    Luca Haas has a really bad introduction to BDSM via ex-boyfriend. Married Hollanov are here to help.

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    After Shane takes a nasty hit on the ice, Ilya bans the rest of the Centaurs from picking fights with homophobic pricks, even if they're running their mouths.

    Luca has never been one for fighting, anyway.

    Until one particularly vile Raider riles Luca up past the point of no return, and the rookie find himself dropping his gloves for the first time ever.

    He serves his penalty in the box, but he knows there's a different sort of punishment waiting for him after the game.

    If he's tough enough to handle it.

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    14 May 2026

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    Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

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    Luca hadn’t been sure he would go through with the plan. He’d talked himself into it and out of it about fifty times.

    But he's made it this far. He's sitting with Shane Hollander, just the two of them. Now all he needs to do it open his mouth and—

    “Look,” Shane is saying, “if you wanted to talk through coming out, I th—”

    “I can’t figure out anal sex,” Luca blurts.

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    07 May 2026

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    “The thing is,” Ilya says, conversationally, as if he doesn't have fucking Shane Hollander grinding into his touch, as if he doesn't have a hand on his—Luca's sure of it—perfect fucking cock, “you have not been subtle, Haasy.”

    It takes Luca a moment to understand just what the hell Ilya's talking about, before he moans, low in his throat, humiliation sweeping across his body. It's not that he thought he had been actually subtle, but he hadn't expected this, of all places, to be where they confronted him. Not with Ilya's hand worming its way into Shane's pants, the soft blue of his briefs a flash color amongst the pale glow of his skin and the dark drape of his clothes.

    OR: The Cens have won the Stanley Cup. Luca's been voted Hollanov's MVP.

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