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I've Been Denied (All The Best Ultrasex) by shakespearianfoolboy
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
11 Jun 2026
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As I've said many a time, webseries Matt and Jay know what sex is but just don't have it. However, Vice show Matt and Jay have no idea what sex is and are having it all the time. The term for without sex we have landed upon is ultrasex, because of that one MSI lyric, which this fic is also named after. Thanks.
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“You said don’t move.”
“Well, I- ! I mean, yeah I guess I did but- I mean you, you didn’t think to come find me? You didn’t think I might be dead and- and, and choking and dead? I mean, fuck, or at least get bored sitting here all, all alone by yourself? Bird?” Matt said, furrowing his brow at his bandmate. Jay only fidgeted with his fingers and looked away, a redness rising to his face. A slow realization dawned on Matt.
“Did you really sit down here for an hour just because I told you to?” Matt asked, incredulously.
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The catalyst? Jay follows a request a little too closely and Matt will not stop making fun of him for it.
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Contact! (He's the Shaker, Baby) by shakespearianfoolboy
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
09 Jun 2026
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Fic title from The Leanover by Life Without Buildings
A look through the years at how actual filmmaker Matt Johnson and actual composer Jay McCarrol continually attempt to stuff their ever-evolving relationship back into its platonic confines.
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“Hey. Stay still.” Jay said, very matter-of-factly. He rested his head down once more, and actually closed his eyes. There was something serene about it, something that made Matt feel more comfortable somehow. Here, in the closest he’d ever come to sex so far, he was under no obligation to perform. No eyes were on him, no cues were being taken from him, not even the gaze of the guy who had his fucking dick in his hand would rest upon him. Matt knew Jay was too high to have done that intentionally, but part of him wondered whether it was a subconscious choice. If he really did know Matt that well, to know that he wouldn’t be able to let go of himself with an audience.
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Ford has spent a little too much time ruminating alone, and has perhaps overestimated his use to his beloved muse. What better solution than to show him what all that space in his brain is really for?
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Trying Times by shakespearianfoolboy
Fandoms: The Try Guys (Web Series), Video Blogging RPF
12 Oct 2022
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NOTE: IN THIS WORK OF FICTION, EUGENE AND MATT ARE POLYAMOROUS
Eugene, in an effort to boost Keith’s self confidence, accidentally leads Keith to his sexuality crisis, which sets off a chain of events, including discussions of sexuality, polyamory, and self esteem.
Eugene thinks Keith is so much more wonderful than he seems to think of himself, and is walking a fine line between flirting and platonic compliments. It’s a pipe dream (ha) that maybe one day Keith might return his affections- he never considered it as a tangible possibility.
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Yes Mr. President by shakespearianfoolboy
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
16 Jun 2021
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Pre Nov. 16th, just after Quackity and Tommy convinced Wilbur not to blow up L’Manberg in favour of Quackity’s plan to trick Schlatt.
Schlatt sends Wilbur a message to come alone to L’Manberg to speak with him. It’s soon made very clear that speaking is not all that he has in mind.
What does he really care about, after all?IDGAF ABT WILBUR SOOTS BOUNDARIES SO I HIT HIM W MY YAOI BEAM HE CAN DIE MAD ABOUT IT