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(discontinued due to personal reasons)
I hate this place, I really do. All I want is to graduate in one piece, but even that seems to be an ever fading possibility. My grades are slipping into dangerously low C territory, and I’m finding it harder to give a shit about anything anymore.
My name is Karkat Vantas, and I fucking hate high school.
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A story about two idiots falling in love and the crazy shit that they and their friends get into.
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"Why can’t a friend trail their fingers over another friend’s skin? Nothing weird, just tracing their scars or having a game of connect the dots with their freckles. He’s just so fucking pretty. Goddammit, why am I like this?"
When Karkat can't sleep, his mind begins to wander. For some reason, it always ends up wandering to Dave: the dumbass he met at a D&D session. Insomnia's a fucking bitch sometimes.
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***EDIT*** PLEASE STOP READING THIS ITS OLD, BAD, AND FUCKING WEIRD? CONSIDER MY NEWER FICS, THANKS.
A crushing Karkat gets a late night unexpected visitor...and some "premium A+ quality Strider™ brand cuddles."
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In which Karkat realizes he will never be the same after Dave is gone.
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EDIT: In which Dave has disappeared when Karkat wakes up.
__________a.k.a Dave Fucking Dies: The Musical
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A story in which Dave and Karkat both have more confidence than in canon, resulting in Dave being slightly more of a dick and Karkat being slightly more of a leader.
And, more significantly, resulting in it not being canon compliant. They take issue with this.
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13 Jul 2018
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And Other Fun Free Time Activities: A Memoir by Dirk Strider
The game's over. Universe created, quest completed, mortal vessel resoundingly sublimated—time to figure out what to do with the rest of his life. Get his shit together and start making smart, rational decisions? Hopefully. Maybe. If he really puts his heart and soul into it.
Oh, who is he kidding. He's a fucking disaster.
(Or, the one in which Dirk and John fall in love and nobody is straight, ever.)
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18 Feb 2018
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A Ten Step Plan For Wooing Karkat Vantas, Featuring A Multitude Of Illustrations By Your Esteemed Authors, As Well As Tips For The Aforementioned Wooing by amazingspaceship for leafduds
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15 Apr 2018
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Kanaya, because she's a saint, makes you a list.
The list is entitled "A Ten Step Plan For Wooing Karkat Vantas" and features a multitude of illustrations in purple pen.
"So we're doing this," you say. Your mouth threatens to twitch into something dangerously smile-shaped.
"Yes," says Kanaya. "We are making this happen."
"Hell yes."
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20 Nov 2017
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Look. Destiny can say whatever it wants, but the day Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas admit that they're destined for each other is the day hell freezes over. Because honestly, fuck that guy.
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27 Jul 2017
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In your memories, you see Dave Strider, fourteen-years-old and made up of lean muscle and awkward limbs that he would still need a few years to grow into fully. Crows surround him, all cawing impatiently, vying for the chicken sandwich in his backpack. He swears loudly as he swings a stick at them, trying to get them to leave him the fuck alone.
“Stupid feathery assholes,” he’d always complain once he finally shooed them away.
You tear yourself out of the memory. You miss him, and you hate yourself for it.
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21 Jan 2017