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  1. Public Bookmark 57

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    What happens when Qifrey wakes up one morning and decides he can't continue?

    Written for #OrufreyWeekValentines2026 with the Sun/Moon prompt.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Gojo whips invisible lines and numbers in the air. He stops chewing on the butt of his pen and says, ”… that means you’ve dated 110.65 guys in the past ten years, which is 1.49% of the available gay population in Tokyo!"

    "Wow. I’ve never been called a whore with numbers before." Geto blows his bangs off his face, which equals amusement. Gojo is fluent in his facial expressions.

    "No, that makes you the perfect database of what men want!"

    "So, you want me to write an essay about it? Give you tips?"

    "Pfff, no. You’re taking me on a date. Many dates, actually, so I can map all variables."

    Geto sighs. "I have only one condition: we are not having sex."

    "Ugh, no. Never."

    There are two things Gojo knows about himself:

    1- He’s a genius: the strongest jujutsu sorcerer alive, the best sensei at Jujutsu High, and a PhD in Physics;

    2- He’s a virgin.

    Having never dated before, much less been in love, Gojo does what he does best: conducts in-depth scientific research. To maximize his success, he recruits his lifelong best friend and roommate, Geto.

    The probability that they will remain just friends is 99.9%

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    04 May 2026

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    When a case goes wrong and Mysta ends up with blood on his hands he seeks salvation with a mysterious priest named Ike Eveland.

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    22 Jun 2024

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    With a loud cough, Shu clapped his hands, grabbing the attention of his brothers and the alters in the room. “Well, we seem to be getting along nicely. In order to make your stay here more welcoming and homely so you wouldn’t, yknow, go running off and start killing people, if there’s anything you need, please let us know.”

    “Fresh souls.”

    “Victims to murder.”

    “Victims to stab.”

    “A gun.”

    “A cup of tea.”

    Shu slapped his face. Of course. Seeing as how the alters are the exact opposites of him and his sane brothers, they would very well be the definition of insane.


    Or, Shu messes up his spells yet again which causes Hikarino to drop by, except Hikarino decided to bring his friends and they're all kinda stuck together now.

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    25 Feb 2024