stabby_turtle
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An Our Flag Means Death SM/AMAU based on Bridget Jones's Diary. Contains: comedy, romance, questionable choice of boyfriends, better choice of boyfriends, chainsmoking, bad singing, supportive friends, an overbearing mum-friend, quality 80s and 90s music, tooth-rotting fluff.
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Edward Teach is one of the grittiest, most talented wrestlers in the independent scene. And he’s really fucking bored.
As he tries to break into the elite professional wrestling circuit he meets Stede Thomas, an inexperienced but enthusiastic wrestler. Ed’s and Stede’s paths collide in the ring, intertwine gloriously, fall apart catastrophically, and inevitably crash into each other again.
(also on Twitter @ heelturnSMAU)
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Ed and Stede go on a mini-road trip to Vegas, get drunk, look at the stars, and fall harder in love with each other. A sequel to "breathe love in my air".
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- Part 2 of come sail away with me
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Stede is falling in love for the very first time in his life. That's pretty cool. The thing is, he's only known Ed for less than 24 hours. Modern AU.
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- Part 1 of come sail away with me
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The boys fuck in the back of the biohazard sex van.
Bookmarked by stabby_turtle
23 Jun 2026
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Fang and Claw (WWDITS) by TheBobblehat
Fandom Kisses in the Dark (Podcast), Our Flag Means Death (TV), What We Do in the Shadows (2014), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
25 Nov 2022
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WWDITS fanfic, mostly Vianton, will probably feed off each other (no pun intended) so I've decided to keep them all in one place.
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23 Jun 2026
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Everyone is born with their soulmate’s name tattooed on their chest, just above their heart.
Hongjoong’s name is there on Seonghwa’s chest, in deep, dark ink.
Hongjoong’s chest is bare.
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12 Jun 2026
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after his latest dating disaster, yunho finally admits the truth:
his dick is too big.mingi, naturally, thinks he can help.
or: no one wants to sleep with yunho, so mingi decides to volunteer.
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06 Jun 2026
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There is a space between the soul and the body. A fist-sized hole, just large enough for hands to pass through.
There, in an inlet by the infinite nothing, something will slip inside.
You will not feel the penetration because you are not inside yourself anymore - you’re trapped in whatever gray matter remains at the edges of the void, and as whatever is left of you is scraped up from between the cracks in the sediment, you’re reformed into bastardized configurations.
The cut will be quick and painless.
You won’t know to miss the parts of you that drift out with the tide.
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Seven young men struggle to navigate the physical and psychological aftermath of an incident that leaves them in altered bodies.
(A serious body horror warning for anyone who's sensitive about that; this a straight up queer horror fic. Other than that, we're here to have a good emotional gay time!!)
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01 Jun 2026