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    The Merc's For Money and their Quest to Save Deadpool's Imaginary Boyfriend by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse)  

    16 Jun 2019

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    U not bby boi. Who dis? Wade punched into the phone, doing his best not to crack the screen with the pressure of his fingers.

    It took less than a minute for a new message to appear on screen.

    Baby Boiii: An old friend.

    Baby Boiii: What are you doing with someone like this?

    A picture followed and this time the screen did crack in Wade's grip.
    It's Peter. The picture is dark and musty looking, but he'd know that mound of brown hair and determined eyes anywhere. He's in the same Deadpool shirt he was wearing this morning, only it's now crumpled, dirty, and stained with blood. His arms were bound above his head. A gruesome cut on his forehead left a large trail of blood down his face, where he was glaring fiercely at the camera with his mouth gagged.

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    When Madcap kidnaps Wade's boyfriend, Peter Parker, it's up to him and the Merc's for Money to save this "imaginary lover" before it's too late.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    The Merc with a Beak by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    14 Feb 2023

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    Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.

    Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.

    But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.

    There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.

    (The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Easy to Kill by

    Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    29 May 2026

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    Wade Wilson hates Spider-Man. A comment that was made in the middle of a fight sticks with Peter far longer than it should. Wade grows increasingly frustrated by the fact that Spider-Man keeps surviving him. No matter how many times they fight, with blood, bruises, and all, Wade keeps coming back. And Peter can't stop wondering why.

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    31 May 2026

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    Of fucking course. by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    13 Jun 2024

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    Recently, Peter has been genuinely considering telling Wade who he is out of the suit. The thought doesn’t scare him as much as he thought it would. When his aunt May passed away a few years ago, Deadpool was there for him through it all. He took Peter’s patrols when he was too depressed to, gave Peter space when he needed it, invaded it when necessary, and let Peter crash at his for a few months. Those few months were enough to make Peter realize that he trusted Deadpool wholeheartedly.

    There is something holding Peter back, though.

    It’s that Peter’s current life is just kind of pathetic, and Peter doesn’t want Deadpool seeing him that way. Deadpool likes to theorize about what Peter does for work, since he’s “So smart for a smartass”. Oftentimes, what he guesses are way above what Peter could possibly achieve at the moment. He also thinks that Peter lives in a nice apartment somewhere uptown. Something with lots of sunlight and expensive furniture. All of these scenarios were wrong, of course. They couldn’t be further from the truth if they tried. So, he'll hold off on telling Deadpool who he is until Peter gets his life together.

    That is until Deadpool crashed into Peter Parker's life unexpectedly.

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    23 May 2026

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    【Spideypool贱虫】无声绞杀 by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    09 Jun 2026

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    恋爱诈骗
    想写一个老房子着火的Wade，小心翼翼不让自己的小男朋友Peter Parker知道自己就是Deadpool，殊不知根本无济于事－－他从最初便被男孩以打量猎物的方式给打量。

     

    ...但是真的嗎？

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    22 May 2026