You named the conversation “YOU FUCKERS!”.
- Scotty
- what’s going on vaughny
- Hollander
- uh did you mean to add me to this chat
- Vaughn
- yes i meant to add you two fuckers
- Scotty
- did you finally lose your patience and off rozanov
- do you need help hiding the body
- Hollander
- hey!
- no offing my husband
- Scotty
- 😑
- Hollander
- i'm just surprised
- no one's called me insulting but non-homophobic things in a while
- Vaughn
- now that surprises me
- considering how much time you spend with the fucker you call a husband
- Scotty
- you must have been added to at least one group chat like this one
- for a witness as they struggle not to strangle rozanov
- Hollander
- sure but they usually call him the asshole
- ilya is the only one who calls me an asshole
- Scotty
- huh
- is it just the three of us in here @Vaughn
- Vaughn
- yes i had icecream with you two fuckers at the olympics
- remember?
- Hollander
- yeah but i don't remember where it was
- are you going to sochi again
- Scotty
- the icecream wasn't that good carter
- just google places when you get there man
- Hollander
- it's been years anyway
- things must have changed quite a bit
- Vaughn
- what no
- i don't care about the fucking icecream
- and i'm not going to russia
- Scotty
- are you ok?
- Hollander
- are you coming out
- i mean, hunter's already with you on the admirals so you should be okay
- not sure how i can help but happy to if you need anything
- you can also talk to my mom
- Scotty
- YOU'RE GAY?
- Vaughn
- we went on a double date with gloria and kip just yesterday
- Scotty
- which is why i'm wondering why you suddenly realised this
- Vaughn
- stop fucking guessing and let me text
- Hollander
- okay
- Scotty
- ok
- Vaughn
- just remembered something earlier
- i told your two gay asses that it was brave to be gay in russia
- that it wasn't safe for folks like that
- Hollander
- oh yeah the guy i trained with was on the speed skating team
- i wondered if he was terrified then
- Vaughn
- you're gay too hollander
- Hollander
- right
- i wasn't thinking about that back then
- Vaughn
- you knew you were gay tho, right scotty?
- Scotty
- i guess
- mostly on vacation in spain or someplace no one knew me
- didn't rozanov say you two have been doing it for a decade rook
- Hollander
- not in russia!
- anyway he blew me off when i went to talk to him at the skating event
- and then ghosted me for 6 months
- Vaughn
- wait wait
- 6 months after sochi was the nhl awards
- you let rozanov fuck you after you lost mvp to him???
- Scotty
- where's the self respect rook
- Hollander
- fuck off
- winning the award was the bet
- also i hadn't slept with anyone but him until then
- it didn't end well anyway
- and why would you assume he fucked me
- Vaughn
- so many things to unpack
- 1. are you telling me you would have fucked him if you won?
- the internet agrees you have bottom eyes
- 2. YOU WERE A FUCKING VIRGIN UNTIL FUCKING ROZANOV???
- 3. WHAT THE FUCK
- Scotty
- 4. is also what the fuck
- 5. what are bottom eyes
- 6. what do you mean didn't end well
- did rozanov hurt you
- Hollander
- of course ilya didn't hurt me
- he would never
- emotionally ended not so well but the sex was amazing
- Scotty
- didn't need to know about the amazing whatever
- but good
- Vaughn
- ANSWER MY QUESTIONS @Hollander
- Hollander
- um okay
- 1. no?
- Vaughn
- what was the point of the bet then
- he would end up fucking you either way
- Hollander
- do you really want to know details
- Scotty
- no
- Vaughn
- yes
- Hollander
- the bet was whoever won would choose what we would do
- so really no losers?
- Vaughn
- so what did rozanov ask you to do when he won
- Scotty
- must've sucked to hear him gloat
- you know the first set of people i told i was gay
- were mostly just glad it wasn't rozanov
- coach too
- Vaughn
- 😂😂😂
- i asked who you would pick between me, benny and huff
- i'm still a little mad you picked benny
- Hollander
- they thought you might be dating ilya?
- YUCK I WOULD NEVER FUCK DINOSAUR
- but yes hunter was right for once about bennett
- kyle found hot sugar daddy 🔥
- also i watched hollander fuck himself for me when i won
- my husband makes beautiful sex face
Hollander added Rozanov to the conversation.
- Hollander
- i'm so sorry
Hollander removed Rozanov from the conversation.
- Hollander
- please forget everything he said
- i didn't know ilya was home
- he was reading from behind me
- Scotty
- already scrubbing it all from my brain
- Vaughn
- i will forget only if you answer all my questions
- Hollander
- ugh fine
- 2. i wasn't a virgin virgin or anything
- Scotty
- it's a yes or no question
- Hollander
- i had done some stuff with women i guess
- but ilya was the first one i was with
- Vaughn
- FIRST first?
- Hollander
- we were 17 when we met
- it's not that weird
- Vaughn
- wow
- Hollander
- 3 and 4 don't need answering and i already answered 6
- i don't know what bottom eyes are
- can we move on now
- Vaughn
- wow
- Hollander
- you already said that
- Vaughn
- i needed a min
- @Scotty example for bottom eyes are hollander's
- Hollander
- fuck off
- Vaughn
- wait were you and rozanov flirting at the bar before all stars
- the year he kissed you on the helmet, was it 2017
- or were you still dating rose landry
- OMFG I TOLD YOU ROZANOV WAS PROBABLY FUCKING WITH YOU
- Hollander
- it was 2017 and you also told me not to trust him
- you weren't wrong about the flirting tho
- rose had just broken up with me
- and i was trying pretty hard to get ilya to fuck me again
- Scotty
- can't believe i'm about to feel bad for rozanov
- but you didn't cheat on him with landry did you
- Hollander
- no
- ilya and i weren't even together before that all stars
- just, you know
- long story short, rose was a rebound
- Vaughn
- i keep getting more flashes of that sochi conversation
- i said i would show up for any dude who's that brave
- while sitting next to two super gay dudes
- 🙈
- Hollander
- don't say super gay
- i hear enough of it from ilya
- we're regular gay
- but i mean, it was nice to hear you were supportive back then
- Scotty
- what rookie said
- it helped me be less scared to tell you carter
- you're a good guy and you've held up for me
- Hollander
- yes old man hunter needs holding up to walk
- @Vaughn you are good guy for doing community service
- we will see you when we beat you next month
- sorry sorry he keeps trying to steal my phone
- you losers can pay for the winners at kingfisher when we win
- bye bye i'm going to fuck hollander now
- Vaughn
- 😂
- see you hollander
- Scotty
- i need to find myself some bleach
