"Unfortunately, Your Honor, they have access to the internet..."

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• Dead Batteries, Cousins, and Sasquatch Nipples (Ilya: How else will the hairy babies eat, Shane??) by gimme_the_mf_tea

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  31 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Hayden Pike/Jackie Pike
  • Kip Grady/Scott Hunter
  • Shane Hollander & Hayden Pike
  • Kip Grady & Jackie Pike
  • Scott Hunter & Ilya Rozanov
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Hayden Pike
  • Jackie Pike
  • Hayden Pike's Children
  • Kip Grady
  • Scott Hunter (Game Changers)
  • Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • In a way
  • Camping
  • Hayden's cousin is an oc i made up
  • the title is extremely relevant trust
  • Mentions of other characters - Freeform
  • Mentioned Bigfoot | Sasquatch (North American Folklore)
  • lmao? thats a tag?
  • ilya's obsession with reality tv
  • Camping can seriously go wrong folks
  • A bit of angst but i assure you that there will be a happy endings like bob ross paintings
  • Did I Mention Crack?

  Summary

  Hayden and Jackie Pike invite friends and family to a camping trip just a little while up north.

  Normally it would be fine, if it weren't for the campground being held together by gum, termites, and the thin fucking thread that is Shane's sanity because the one person shows up that he cannot fathom why it even exists: Hayden's cousin.

  Series

  • Part 1 of "Unfortunately, Your Honor, they have access to the internet..."

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  8,619

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Comments:

  22

  Kudos:

  214

  Bookmarks:

  21

  Hits:

  2,969

• BREAKING: Shane Hollander is a FREAK (Ilya: Is what I said all along) by gimme_the_mf_tea

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  04 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Police Officers (Characters)
  • Police
  • News Media
  • Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Shane Hollander
  • Crack
  • Shane Hollander's Cottage
  • Established Relationship
  • Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog
  • Sexual Freak Shane Hollander
  • Not really tho i think
  • Twitter
  • Comment Fic
  • Is that a correct tag??
  • No beta we die like shane's public reputation
  • Social Media

  Summary

  BREAKING: Attempted robbery at renowned hockey stars and cup winners Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's home—caller was the robber himself!

  -

  OR in which a police bodycam footage was leaked and its revealed that the famous and beloved hockey couple might be a bit more freaky than what they seem

  Series

  • Part 1 of BREAKING: These people are FREAKS!!! + Twitter reacts!
  • Part 2 of "Unfortunately, Your Honor, they have access to the internet..."

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,100

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  110

  Kudos:

  4,397

  Bookmarks:

  351

  Hits:

  43,636

• BREAKING: Ilya Rozanov is a FREAK (Shane: EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THAT) by gimme_the_mf_tea

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  04 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Kip Grady/Scott Hunter
  • Hayden Pike/Jackie Pike
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
  • Scott Hunter (Game Changers)
  • Kip Grady
  • Yuna Hollander
  • Police Officers (Characters)
  • Hayden Pike
  • Body Cam au
  • Twitter
  • Social Media
  • Comment Fic
  • Established Relationship
  • McDonald's
  • LMAO THATS A TAG
  • News Media
  • Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog
  • Ilya Rozanov is Obsessed With Shane Hollander
  • Crack
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Shane Hollander
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat (Game Changers)
  • Ilya Rozanov is a Menace
  • Sexual Freak Shane Hollander
  • Protective Ilya Rozanov

  Summary

  BREAKING: Attempted robbery at renowned hockey stars and cup winners Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's hotel room in Tampa, Florida—caller was the robber herself!

  -

  Or in which ANOTHER bodycam footage was leaked! But this time it's not focused on the robber, but the victims in question! And Twitter goes wild over these two freaks!

  Series

  • Part 2 of BREAKING: These people are FREAKS!!! + Twitter reacts!
  • Part 3 of "Unfortunately, Your Honor, they have access to the internet..."

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,695

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  69

  Kudos:

  3,564

  Bookmarks:

  268

  Hits:

  41,577

• BREAKING: They are both FREAKS (Centaurs GC: YES WE KNOW) by gimme_the_mf_tea

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  12 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Kip Grady/Scott Hunter
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
  • Police Officers (Characters)
  • Other Characters Mentioned
  • Police
  • News Media
  • Twitter
  • Comment Fic
  • Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Established Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs (Game Changers)
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Shane Hollander
  • Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat (Game Changers)
  • Sexual Freak Shane Hollander
  • Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog
  • Ilya Rozanov is a Menace
  • Ilya Rozanov is Obsessed With Shane Hollander
  • watch ur back mcdonalds
  • Eventual Smut
  • Shock Collars
  • :)
  • Light Bondage
  • Leashes
  • ya see where im going with this?
  • Crack
  • Fluff and Crack
  • No beta we die like shane's public reputation and image
  • Social Media

  Summary

  BREAKING: Hacker managed to leak police cam footage at famous married hockey player couple’s home—this time the other pov!

  Series

  • Part 3 of BREAKING: These people are FREAKS!!! + Twitter reacts!
  • Part 4 of "Unfortunately, Your Honor, they have access to the internet..."

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,318

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Collections:

  2

  Comments:

  98

  Kudos:

  1,996

  Bookmarks:

  145

  Hits:

  18,060

• Handy Handyman Hollander by gimme_the_mf_tea

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  19 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Anya | Ilya Rozanov's Dog
  • Shane Hollander's Parents
  • Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
  • Hayden Pike
  • Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau
  • Scott Hunter (Game Changers)
  • Fluff and Crack
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Shane Hollander's Cottage
  • Jealous Ilya Rozanov
  • Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Ilya Rozanov is a Menace
  • Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander
  • Dramatic Ilya Rozanov
  • woe is he for the cottage is against thee
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Eventual Smut
  • house renovation
  • this house may be homophobic
  • although it is new it was made by bad contractors
  • Domestic Fluff
  • Domestic Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

  Summary

  Shane is handy. Very handy.
  - Ilya likes this.

  The house is homophobic. Very homophobic.
  - Ilya does not like this.

  -

  Or in which Ilya Rozanov has beef with the cottage itself—believing that it is cockblocking them all the time. (Which may be true)

  Series

  • Part 5 of "Unfortunately, Your Honor, they have access to the internet..."

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,608

  Chapters:

  3/5

  Comments:

  28

  Kudos:

  333

  Bookmarks:

  59

  Hits:

  7,160

• #strawberryflavored (Shane: Latex tastes like shit) by gimme_the_mf_tea

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  18 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Troy Barrett/Harris Drover
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
  • Brandon Wiebe
  • Twitter
  • thats right yall another socmed fic
  • Crack
  • Texting
  • Social Media
  • no beta we die like shane's golden boy rep
  • Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Shane Hollander
  • Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat (Game Changers)
  • Ilya Rozanov is a Menace
  • strawberry flavored yall

  Summary

  @SensCentral✅️

  🚨 BREAKING: Images of text messages between Ottawa Centaurs members leaked!

  An anonymous account had posted images of a text messaging group chat, presumably from a player from the Ottawa Centaurs.

  UPDATE: Just confirmed that there was indeed a condom found by the Ice crew, and in the process of verifying the group chat.

  Images of the group messages below.

  [4 Photos of text messages with group named as "Centaurs (With Coach!(and not yucky pike))"]

  Series

  • Part 6 of "Unfortunately, Your Honor, they have access to the internet..."

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,112

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  54

  Kudos:

  1,942

  Bookmarks:

  178

  Hits:

  13,289

• BREAKING: Local Russian man fights bear (Shane: ILYA NO WTF) by gimme_the_mf_tea

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  19 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Kip Grady/Scott Hunter
  • Shane Hollander
  • Ilya Rozanov
  • Hayden Pike
  • Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers)
  • Yuna Hollander
  • Scott Hunter (Game Changers)
  • Kip Grady
  • Texting Fic
  • Social Media
  • News Media
  • Twitter
  • Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Ilya is back and ready to sue
  • Crack
  • Comment Fic
  • Bears
  • not those kind of bears you dirty minded little freak
  • BAMF Ilya Rozanov
  • Ilya Rozanov is a Menace
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Ilya Rozanov
  • Ottawa Centaurs Player Shane Hollander
  • Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat (Game Changers)
  • McDonald's
  • mentions of other animals

  Summary

  @ctvottawa✅️

  🚨 BREAKING: Local man fights a bear after it had wandered into in a park area, causing public distress for visitors.

  UPDATE: Man identified as professional hockey player Ilya Rozanov.

  Witness's video clip below.
  [VIDEO ATTACHED]

  Series

  • Part 7 of "Unfortunately, Your Honor, they have access to the internet..."

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  872

  Chapters:

  1/2

  Comments:

  38

  Kudos:

  698

  Bookmarks:

  76

  Hits:

  5,563