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Hermione Granger and the Uncontrollable Urges by acanonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 May 2026
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I wanted to see some specific Omegaverse-at-Hogwarts scenarios, so here we go.
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Snape came back to his senses. He was laying on top of Granger on a musty twin bed in a dusty room on one of the upper floors in Grimmauld Place. Her hair was a mass of lemongrass scented curls below his chin, hiding her face. He couldn’t hear anyone else moving around below, and he hoped that meant they were home alone. His reason seemed to be back in charge again.
But his erection hadn’t disappeared. It was, still, unfortunately, buried inside the girl below him.
It felt exquisite.
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More Than You Want: an Omegaverse parody by acanonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 May 2026
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Here I go again! Another parody because this seems to be what my brain does after drowning in too much famfic! (Is it parody or satire? I don’t know the difference!)
The Golden TRIO are making an Omega verse movie!
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Hermione screamed when Ron came through the doorway. “DID YOU READ THIS SCRIPT?”
Ron: “Hermione, this story is HUGE. It’s so popular. People are dying to see you in this role.”
Hermione (stepping even closer, nose touching his): “Did. You. Read. It.”
Ron: “….. Yes.”
Hermione: “I’m some kind of helpless creature who cannot physically fight anyone who tries to RAPE ME?”
Ron: “………. It’s sort of a metacommentary on women’s place in society. It’s an exaggeration of actual unequal power dynamics to emphasize the role they play in controlling the female experience.”
Hermione: “AND HALF THE WORLD wants to kidnap and rape me???”
Ron: “Look, this is such an easy role. You have very few lines.”
Hermione: “I KNOW. I SAY: “ALPHA. ALPHA. PLEASE ALPHA.” THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY TWO TIMES in the first 40 minutes!”
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Minerva McGonagall does not want anything to do with Hermione and Severus' situation.
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She’d known it would be them - Snape and Granger, standing several feet apart in front of her vacant desk, toes cheated out in opposite directions, irritation bristling in the air between them. Minerva could see sparks lighting up the end of Hermione’s hair. They were both ready to explode.
She just wanted them to do it somewhere else. ANYWHERE else.
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Shackled (manacled in 10 minutes): a parody with spoilers by acanonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Apr 2026
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Parody version of a famous fic! Written with humorous intent!
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Hermione: I love you. I love you. I love you. I’m torn up about it, though, because of that time I had an orgasm while you raped me.
Draco: I killed Longbottom yesterday.
Hermione: Oh.
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Daphne arrives in the library one minute later.
It changes many things.
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[NOW COMPLETE]
Hermione goes back to Hogwarts for her final year after the war. With Ron and Harry choosing the auror program over more school, she’s more alone than she has ever been at Hogwarts. That is until an indecent proposal makes her life more interesting.
Warning: Contains explicit content.
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07 May 2026
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When Hermione Granger is presented with a problem, she turns to research. Information, hypotheses, and experiments... These are all things she knows and loves, so it should come as no surprise that when she finds herself with a problem in the bedroom, she knows exactly how to find a solution.
And it just so happens that the solution is in the arms of a strong and confident stranger, with hands and lips that know just how to drive her body wild. The only problem? They belong to Draco Malfoy, the one person she should never trust.
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It was proving an awful year for Draco Malfoy.
His father was in prison, madness growing by the day; his all-powerful and unpredictable master had given him an impossible task simply to find an overly-complicated and overly-dramatic excuse to murder him; and finally, his girlfriend — who could help tremendously by offering some much needed stress-relief — was being a total prude!
That all changes when Hermione Granger catches him entering the Room of Requirement. Lucky enough to subdue her under the Imperius Curse, Draco enlists the golden girl’s help in accomplishing his mission… and, to be of use in other ways.
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Draco shows her off.
Neville uses her for a demonstration in the greenhouse.
A derailed exercise session, a detention, and a morning after.
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25 Apr 2026
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If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.
Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.
The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.
Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.
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- Part 1 of Sin's Dreamland Collection