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The long P-arm of the law (comes with parmesan cheese) by notawalnut
Fandoms: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon)
17 Jan 2024
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"Oh it's not real!" Millie says waving at the gun in Louise’s hand as if the idea was hilarious "It's just a water gun, look-" she lifts the gun to her own head with Louise's hand still on the trigger "pull the trigger, you'll make my hair frizzy, at worst."
"Oh my God you are a psycho!" Louise pulls her own hand from the gun "Do you think I don't know the difference between a real gun and a water pistol? What if I had just shot you in the head?!”
"You would have been in trouble," she laughs, putting the gun in her pocket "but I got the gun back."
"I suppose you did." Louise says trying not to hyperventilate "That's not great."
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Your name is Dipper Pines, and you don't want a new roommate, but then you didn't want to be orphaned when you were seven, and you didn't want to move to your great uncle's care home in the middle of nowhere, and you didn't want to eat burnt food every night, so you suppose it doesn't really matter what you want.
Gravity falls foster care AU, second person, multiple chapters and vampires :)
Enjoy! :D
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Your name is Vriska Serket and you are NOT sinking right now, or at least that's what you're trying to convince your no good crew of.
You guided them to absolute tyranny and this is how they repay you.
"You're a bunch of cowardly, useless, insubordinate, irritating..." you trail off into a chain of insults as your crew abandon the sinking galleon "I hope you never find land!" you yell after the last of them.
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Here is a MermaidPirate AU, second person, Vriska POV.
Enjoy :D
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Over again. by notawalnut
Fandoms: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
12 Mar 2015
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Your name is Horuma Akemi and you're tired of watching people die.
You watched your mum die, slowly, of cancer. Then you watched your dad die. It was the drinking that got him in the end, and now you have to watch her die. Everyday.
You take a deep breath and step through the door.
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Billdip oneshot.
"What are you doing here?"
"I'm always here, when you take those drugs it just means you can't see me, it doesn't mean I'm not here"
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The Wrong Captain by IvanW
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
28 Feb 2025
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Jim (Kelvin universe) wakes up one morning to a...different crew (TOS). And they all think everything is as it should be
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29 Apr 2024
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Ray K went back to Chicago after their Arctic adventure, but he's not really happy there.
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16 May 2023
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When Kenny flunks out of Home Ec, his female classmates tease him about not having what it takes to "find a nice, rich man to marry." Well, he's going to show them. Everybody knows their future valedictorian comes from one of South Park's wealthiest families and will make his own fortune as a successful lawyer one day. Seducing him will prove that Kenny isn't a Home Ec failure. He'll be a trophy husband if it kills him (and it probably will, at least once).
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21 Oct 2018
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You've fixed it. And now everything was going to be okay. John/Karkat. Angst. Oneshot.
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18 Jan 2015
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Ever since Bill had taken over his body, Dipper has had this strange feeling that he believes will change his life forever.
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14 Nov 2014