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    A glimpse into Shane and Ilya's life after getting together on Facebook Marketplace, and a short-lived attempt at finding a third roommate.

    A sequel to hi shane, is this still available?

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    30 May 2026

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    Just like the first part this was soooooo fun and I laughed a million times throughout. Amazingggggggg

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    Shane of ALL the kids in the world mine had to go and pick a fight with that of one of the asshole attorneys from the 16th floor
    Hayden is she hot?
    Shane dude
    Hayden sorry force of habit
    Hayden is he hot

    or: two equally stubborn single dads headbutt over a playground fight

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    30 May 2026

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    This wassss sooooooo gooooddddd the fucking Apple Watch notifications….. I was hollering

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    Shane Hollander is hockey’s closeted golden boy with everything to hide. Ilya Rozanov is a professional Dom with everything to lose and an expired visa.

    Through their arrangement at a discreet Montreal kink bar, where NDAs protect secrets and sessions are charged per hour, they discover the most dangerous thing isn’t being caught—it’s wanting more than those hours allow.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    Ruined me. I’m broken. Best fic I ever read in any fandom I have ever been in my entire life. One of the firsts I read in the fandom, and I dropped everything every time I got the email notification. Nothing will top this, I think. I relate to both of them, I am touched again and again by each their povs, I am on my knees waiting patiently for more. I will wait years if I need to. I am camped here forever.

  4. Rec *

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    4 times Shane was strict with Ilya and the 1 time he wasn't ft Ilya having an emotional crisis over it.

    OR: inspired by the tweet: ilya actually love having a strict boyfriend. like no his bitch do not let him have friends NO he not allowed to be out past 11 and NO U CANNOT SIT HERE!!!

    Translation in Russian and Mandarin!

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    02 Feb 2026

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    this is #canon to me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love them. I love them so much

  5. Rec *

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    “You really wouldn’t mind if I had sex with someone else?”

    Ilya does mind. Hearing it said back to him, almost makes him flinch, a sudden and brittle sound right next to his ear that he fails to recoil from in time. But he swallows back the bitter truth and replies, “Of course not. If that is what you want.”

    He waits, sitting on his living room couch, phone pressed painfully against his ear, his other hand gripping his knees till his knuckles blanched. He could feel his own heart rattling behind his ribs, pulse rockingloudly. His mind was an echo of alarm, demanding of him: Why isn't Shane saying anything?

    It was the loudest silence he’s ever lived through, until Shane finally said, “Okay.”

    OR: inspired by the fight in TLG where Ilya tells Shane he can sleep with other men. But this time, Shane actually takes the offer.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    oh we love our miscommunication kings…… this was so good. I fucking love the form oh my god. This is genius and so well done and I loved both Ilya and Shane here to bits